How not to plan a murder

Just an FYI: When you’re planning on going on a killing spree, be sure to not chat about it online.

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haha funy says:

im not plannign a murder but showing people hwo stupied the internet is im trying to find some fool that is describing how to plan a murder. Its for a school assignment lol

Anonymous says:

wat the f–k???

Name says:

OK I am planning a murder this is just a few examples
1.first just walk up to the person and stab them in the neck until they stop moving.
2.Smuther them while they are sleeping with a plastic bag until they don’t move anymore.
3.Hit them in the head with a hammer until their head is flat.
..ta da we have three possible murders that might just happen soon or not at all enjoy!

Not a murderer says:

Does it count if someone with severe depression accuses of planning their murder despite telling them 3 times in a row you don’t hate them or anyone else? On the other hand, Shakespeare’s crazy murders are the best for dramatic effect… poison down the ear hole. Nice!

Jamie says:

16 people i have killed and i didnt use any of the 3 steps…its about timing and thinking…

Anonymous says:

weirdos lol

Reverse ygolohcysp says:

I don’t believe that it would be idiotic to chat about it on the internet. millions of people surfing it daily. Of course if you where planing it and chating about it at that you’d have a brain-trust the more people you have the less loop holes there would be. Making sure that it’s a popular website or a often word search page would make there an innumerable amount of suspects cause anyone of them could of taken the idea thinking that the main suspect would be the one who wrote the blog chat or whatever. In fact the only variables that would make it deficient or flawless is the place where he’s murdered (a small town or a metropolis), how good a lair you are (If you suck at lying then you’ll probably look guilty if they ask you questions), and the importance of the person (If the victim is famous then there will be a much more in depth investigation). On another note how cunning the person is makes it easier to get away