These are the kind of people who should win the lottery — the folks who have had to work their butts off for their money (let’s just ignore her gambling habit). From Obscure Store: “Bernie” Geitka, a 54-year-old single woman who plays slot machines and who has worked four part-time jobs to buy her house, opted for the lump-sum cash option for her winnings, for a final payment of $76.1 million after taxes.