That’s just disgusting. And they actually have pictures, too….*shiver*.
Month: June 2003
What a bunch of asses
American photographer Spencer Tunick persuaded 7,000 people to take their clothes off in an avenue in the city centre on Sunday, before photographing them from the top of a crane. Full Story.
Underwear, with a Christian message
From Joke A Day: This comes from the a site selling adult panties . . . with Christian messages.
For instance, on one pair of panties there’s the message “Where will you spend eternity?”
The blurb about the panties says this:
“Where Will You Spend Eternity?
On your knees begging God for forgiveness? Well if he’s close enough to read your 100% cotton Evange – lingerie, he’s already on his knees – so start spreading, the Gospel, that is!
And don’t be caught wearing worn, used panties. Stock your drawers with a dozen pairs, so you’ll always have clean ones to wear. You never know when you might end up in an accident and have to go the hospital. Rest assured that the message on these panties will go on, even if you don’t.”
How jealous are you?
Take this test to find out. It’s a bit involved and in-depth, but actually a bit scientific (unlike the ones Neil keeps taking) .
Police find pinata store that sells cocaine-filled pinatas
Full Story. I can just imagine a conversation at that place, considering how much cocaine costs.
Lady: Hi, I’d like to a pinata for my daughter’s birthday.
Dirty Old Guy Behind the Counter: Sure thing, lady. That’ll be $47,450.
Buy my useless eBay crap
Hey, if you’re in the need of some postage meter ribbons, hands-free phone systems, or some older software, I’ve got some for sale. I’ll knock 10% off the final price you bid if you say you saw the link on my blog.
Thank God New Zealand is thousands of miles away
Otherwise, I’d be worried that this guy might blow us to pieces.
Screw Iraq and Bin Laden
Our real enemies are up north.
Hot-air balloon nearly lands on my house
This morning was the annual Balloons Over Bend event here in town. I completely forgot about the festival until a balloon nearly landed on my roof at 6:45 this morning. I was wondering what that weird noise was outside, and went outside to figure out what it was to find a balloon basket probably a mere 15 feet above my house. He ended up landing in Stover park (1/2 block from my house), as I think he was having trouble with balloon. Since I was awake, I sat and watched about a dozen more float over my house. It was quite a sight, but very cool to watch.
Of course, now they’re trying to use the event as a tourist draw, which I’m not really happy about, but that’s another story entirely.
Tom Ridge thinks terror alert colors are too vague
Jesus, Tom…you think so? I can’t believe these guys and that whole department. This is the same group that considered adding another terror alert level. Morons.