If this ain’t the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen

But you could only find this stuff on a Mac, that’s for sure. The MacNTouch Keyboard integrates the “functions of a large-area super touchpad, a multi-hand, gesture input command station, and a ZeroForce keyboard, all on the same smooth surface.” It’s a totally touch-type keyboard, with no moving parts, and it also includes “gestures” functionality, which provides all sorts of shortcut customization, including mouse control by way of the keyboard. It only works with Apple G4 15″ Powerbooks and runs a cool $259, but I know those Mac guys think that’s really nothing, as they pay several grand for their laptops. Hell, Ken will probably buy one, the spoiled little bitch.