Gotta love those frivolous lawsuits. From Obscure Store:
Andrew Burnett , who was convicted of flinging a dog into traffic during a fit of road rage three years ago, is suing the dead dog’s former owner and the San Jose Mercury News for allegedly causing him mental anguish, post-traumatic stress disorder and other woes. The newspaper’s lawyer says: “This is pretty much the definition of a frivolous lawsuit.”