5-year-old drives drunken mom home

To continue the moronic submissions, this story out of Australia. I’ll just quote the article:

A family of three has been injured in a car crash after a five-year-old boy sitting on his mother’s lap allegedly steered the vehicle because she was too drunk to drive. The boy’s nine-year-old brother allegedly told staff at Nambour Hospital, on Queensland’s Sunshine Coast, that his mother had been drinking and wanted her youngest son to steer the car while she operated the pedals, police said.

I feel more sorry for the kids than I do the mom. She’s an idiot, and put the lives of her kids in danger because she had a few too many to drink. Too bad she didn’t die, then she’d be eligible for the Darwin Awards.