Month: December 2002

eBay’s smokin’ crack

From NTK‘s weekly-newsletter:

“In a statement to BBC News Online, eBay said it ‘never asks its users for their user ID and password’…”

(http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/2564725.stm)

…which can make logging in a bit tricky

Slavery sucks, but…

From Ruminate.com:

To my reckoning, the only thing worse than being sold into slavery is being sold into slavery at a deep discount, priced to move. Man, that’s *gotta* suck.

A Lord of the Rings encyclopedia

Everything you’ve ever needed/wanted to know about the Lord of the Rings or other works by J. R. R. Tolkien can probably be found at The Encyclopedia of Arda. A very well done, detailed site.

How well do you pick noses?

Analyzing Rudolph

From Ask Dr. Ink, one of the best journalism columns I’ve seen in a long time, an analytical look at the famous “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” song:

As journalists begin to plan their holiday coverage, let them not forget the continuing inspiration of that most archetypal of yuletide tales, “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.” Dr. Ink never ceases to be amazed by the nuances of this legend, a deconstruction of which reveals much about the power of story.

Lyric

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

Had a very shiny nose.

And if you ever saw it,

You would even say it glows.

Explication: The story begins with a protagonist set apart by a distinguishing characteristic, a nose that glows. But the narrator is ambiguous. Does he bear a badge of honor, or the mark of Cain; is it a blessing or a curse?

Lyric:

All of the other reindeer

Used to laugh and call him names.

They never let poor Rudolph

Join in any reindeer games.

Explication: The complication. The genetic inheritance (or mutation), the source of individuality (or Otherness), turns out to be a curse, leading to alienation, excommunication, and reindeer ennui.

Lyric:

Then one foggy Christmas Eve

Santa came to say:

“Rudolph with your nose so bright,

“Won’t you guide my sleigh tonight.”

Explication: The author adds a complication, with the ante raised. Now the happiness of all children across the world is at stake.

Lyric:

Then how the reindeer loved him,

As they shouted out with glee:

“Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer,

“You’ll go down in history.”

Explication: The ending, the payoff, is opened to interpretation. Are the reindeer just Santa’s yes-men, sucking up to the Big Guy? Or have they been saved by Rudolph’s courageous intervention?

Decisions, Decisions

From Ruminate.com:

Let’s see, which would be easier: Losing 40 pounds by strict dieting and exercise or gaining 60 pounds to qualify for a gastric bypass?

Female or Shemale?

My friend Andrei (PHP God) sent me this funny quiz. It might be a good idea to run through it gentlemen, especially if you’re in the dating pool.

http://www.top-greetings.com/G.py?P=/art/447/

I’m bored at work

Saturday Night Live Archive

Great site for the SNL Fan. Too bad they don’t have videos of the sketches and commercials.

Spam Manager

Came across an open source Spam filtering app, that sounds REALLY great.

You can read more about it, and download it here: http://popfile.sourceforge.net/

You basically use a proxy for your incoming mail, and it adds headers to track messages. Then you train POPFile to recognize Spam.

There’s a sweet web interface (the page is local though) so you can manage everything, and fix any errors it makes.