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If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands.
In that case, here are some videos to kill off the rest of the afternoon...
Jon Steward Goes Head-to-Head with Bill O'Reilly:
While I'm not a drunkard at all, I can still find humor in My Drunk Kitchen (and you can read an AMA of of the host here)
Sexy Girls Have It Easy:
How To Keep Cats from Urinating On Your Car:
The quality of the video isn't great, but you can still see the hilarious Globetrotter's mascot do his thing:
Rubik's Cube Solved in 6.24 Seconds:
Those of you planning on prosing to that special lady will never be able to live up to what this guy pulled off:
Darth Vader Plays a Mean Trombone -- and can dance, too:
I need to try this next time I chop wood:
Scoop Callahan asks the tough questions:
It's one thing to have a moment of silence when you remember something, but it's another thing entirely to shut down everything to remember something. Very powerful: