You Didn't Need To Do Anything Today, Right?

In that case, here are some videos to kill off the rest of the afternoon...

Jon Steward Goes Head-to-Head with Bill O'Reilly:

While I'm not a drunkard at all, I can still find humor in My Drunk Kitchen (and you can read an AMA of of the host here)

Sexy Girls Have It Easy:

How To Keep Cats from Urinating On Your Car:

The quality of the video isn't great, but you can still see the hilarious Globetrotter's mascot do his thing:

Rubik's Cube Solved in 6.24 Seconds:

Those of you planning on prosing to that special lady will never be able to live up to what this guy pulled off:

Darth Vader Plays a Mean Trombone -- and can dance, too:

I need to try this next time I chop wood:

Scoop Callahan asks the tough questions:

It's one thing to have a moment of silence when you remember something, but it's another thing entirely to shut down everything to remember something. Very powerful: