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Reason Number One Why I Will Never Go To Australia

Hellaciously Huge Arachnids.

I have no problem killing the spiders the run around Central Oregon (even the larger brown house spiders, though the black widows kind of freak me out), but anything that big, I'd be running away as fast as I could, squealing like a little girl.

Posted by Jake on 10/22/08 @ 02:37 PM
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monkeyinabox said on 10/22/08 @ 04:53 PM:
Sissy. I'm going back for round two soon. Snakes and spiders galore.

Ash Skywatcher said on 10/22/08 @ 05:34 PM:
My wife thinks you're a pussy. She's australian and she eats those things for breakfast.

Jake said on 10/22/08 @ 06:35 PM:
Pussy I may be, but I still ain't getting near one of those things. Or anywhere near your wife. If was the size of monkeyboy up there, it'd be one thing, but he's got a good (at least) six inches on me.

Nathan said on 10/22/08 @ 08:39 PM:
Eff that! I'm with Jake. *shudders*

Cheryl Howard said on 10/23/08 @ 07:53 AM:
She's australian and she eats those things for breakfast.

What ever happened to a nice breakfast consisting of bacon and eggs?

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