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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
Opinions and comments on this site are the opinions of the author, not the author's employer, family, friends or pets. This site is powered by Movable Type and is hosted by orty.com. Internet connection provided by Bend BroadBand. Since December 1st, 2002, there have been 5153 entries. Visitors to this blog have posted 15909 comments. If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands. |
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Buy Your Own PimpmobileA man on Bend's westside is selling his pimpmobile on Craigslist. Yo. Bring in 70% of your whores take with this styling 2004 Chrysler Concord. You could be the pimp of a whole string of ho's and ride around in comfort doing drug deals and dropping off mommas to their dates. Got a big trunk for carring a baseball bat or taking stolen property to the pawn shop. Leather seats and CD player. Aluminum mags. Tinted windows: flip off the cops or smoke weed in front of them and they won't see.Awesome. Thanks Redmond-ite for the link. Posted by Jake on 04/15/08 @ 08:12 PM
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