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Buy Your Own Pimpmobile

A man on Bend's westside is selling his pimpmobile on Craigslist.

Yo. Bring in 70% of your whores take with this styling 2004 Chrysler Concord. You could be the pimp of a whole string of ho's and ride around in comfort doing drug deals and dropping off mommas to their dates. Got a big trunk for carring a baseball bat or taking stolen property to the pawn shop. Leather seats and CD player. Aluminum mags. Tinted windows: flip off the cops or smoke weed in front of them and they won't see.
Momma got to go to the DR so I have to sell it. Won't last at this price.
Awesome.

Thanks Redmond-ite for the link.

Posted by Jake on 04/15/08 @ 08:12 PM
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