UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
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Live on the Fly Studio said on 10/02/07 @ 07:40 AM: Her hair looks like Donald Trump's. She's got a comb-over.
In My world said on 10/02/07 @ 09:23 AM: lol.. i agree with you
yoleen said on 10/02/07 @ 10:55 AM: master vs. bimbo
Redmond-ite said on 10/02/07 @ 03:27 PM: Wow, she's quite the conversationalist... a little too much time alone in that cell, I guess!
Jesse Thompson said on 10/03/07 @ 07:32 PM: Yes, the next time I do the Late Show I will not pass up the opportunity to grill David about that time he drank a bottle of women's perfume. ;)
DarthGummiBear said on 10/04/07 @ 01:26 AM: That was the funniest thing i've watched all week.
dartagnan said on 10/04/07 @ 07:00 AM: Paris needs to put on a few pounds. Look at those bony shoulders.
IHateToBurstYourBubble said on 10/05/07 @ 10:17 AM: Wow, he's so brutal on her that... ~am I even saying this~... I felt sorry for her.