UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 31-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, IT consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn and Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him. He will not be posting on Twitter.
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If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands.
Between buying stuff for my sweetheart of a wife (it's tomorrow, guys) to a crapload of work at my day job along with three concerts and two rehearsals, my week is going to be a mess (and it's only Tuesday, and it's already chaos). On the bright side, I got a new cell phone, so that's always nice -- too bad I haven't had any time to play with it.
Meanwhile, I've been collecting links as usual, so to get some of them out of my link dump folder, here are a bunch of fun YouTube videos (after the jump).
Stonehenge How To: (Thanks Snowbuggie)
Eagles Are Awesome:
Jack Bauer Vs. Aqua Teen Hunger Force: (background)
When Cat's Attack:
Star Wars With Hands (weird...):
Pulp Fiction, F'ing Short Version:
Weatherman Versus Cockroach:
Hardest Video Game Bosses Ever (both from the same game)?:
Your Water Bills High? Blame Your Cat...as he's doing this while you're at work: