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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
Opinions and comments on this site are the opinions of the author, not the author's employer, family, friends or pets. This site is powered by Movable Type and is hosted by orty.com. Internet connection provided by Bend BroadBand. Since December 1st, 2002, there have been 5269 entries. Visitors to this blog have posted 16539 comments. If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands. |
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If Your Going To Try To Fake A Drug Test......don't take your fake penis to a convenience store to see if you can get somebody to nuke it up for you. The weirdest part? The woman in the group was trying to pass a drug test, not the man, so I doubt that she'd have much luck using a fake penis to do so. Thanks Barn for the tip. Posted by Jake on 03/06/06 @ 11:13 AM
Posted in Weird | 2 Comments | Permalink Submit to digg, del.icio.us, reddit, or stumbleupon 2 CommentsScott said on 03/09/06 @ 09:21 AM:Man, if only I had a nickel for every time that has happened to me. Peepseo said on 10/07/08 @ 11:19 PM: I used to joke that trying to handle urine without the proper 'equipment' was stupid. Well, who knew you could be stupider with said 'equipment'? Why not just use a proper detox kit? Worked for my gf and she didn't have to ask anyone to microwave her *ahem* Post a comment |
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