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I'm apparently 13% gay. More than likely, the "trimming of the pubic hair" question jacked that number a bit, and only reason I ever had to do that was for medical reasons.

Posted by Jake on 01/23/06 @ 12:41 PM
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Jack K. said on 01/23/06 @ 01:10 PM:
...you're oversharing, man...

monkeyinabox said on 01/23/06 @ 01:49 PM:
I better not share my results, if Jack thinks your revealing too much. Ha ha!

Nameless One said on 01/23/06 @ 01:57 PM:
I scored 56%. Not sure what I'll do with those results,, lol. It said I was a well balanced Hetro babe.

As to the snip. I rented my husband the Godfather trilogy and bought him a fifth of Jack Daniels the weekend he had it done. To keep his self esteem up :)

mrs. h said on 01/23/06 @ 01:58 PM:
46%

wendy said on 01/23/06 @ 01:58 PM:
36% gay for me. I guess you learn something new everyday.

pril said on 01/23/06 @ 01:59 PM:
i'm 50% gay. Whatever that means.

Rick said on 01/23/06 @ 02:06 PM:
I am 16% gay. I guess I can live with that.

yoleen said on 01/23/06 @ 02:13 PM:
30% gay---girly girl with just a little bit of my butch side sometimes popping out. In heterosexuals, don't they call that being a bit of a tom-boy? That's what they called it when I was growing up.

Mark TUrner said on 01/23/06 @ 02:24 PM:
Im 36% Gay lmao

Paul said on 01/23/06 @ 05:48 PM:
Jack K. wrote:
...you're oversharing, man...

Hahaha, that's exactly what I was thinking, especially after the little flash-back to Jake's good ol' vasectomy days.

Paul said on 01/23/06 @ 05:55 PM:
I kind of freaked out when the dial swung full out to "too gay", but those weren't the results yet. *whew* 20%!

Is it at all possible to be "to hetro for these modern times"?

yoleen said on 01/23/06 @ 06:53 PM:
probably

That one girl said on 01/23/06 @ 08:25 PM:
Yeah, I'm with yoreen... 40% gay... I guesst he "butch side popping out" might explain why I was a U.S. Marine ;)

Aaron Wormus said on 01/24/06 @ 03:00 AM:
53% here... I blame that on all those gay happy-colored bunny-jumping-around-the-screen and turn-ladybirds-into-butterfly's games you force me to play.

-- aaron cries --

Nex said on 01/24/06 @ 10:19 AM:
What?! It says I'm 25% gay. That's not right.

josh said on 01/24/06 @ 12:40 PM:
i came out (pun intended) as 25% gay while my wife (seriously) came out at 53%. hmmm.

yoleen said on 01/24/06 @ 04:54 PM:
this quiz seems to make women more gay than men.

Jake said on 01/24/06 @ 04:59 PM:
Well, women are turned on by all sorts of sex, including lesbian and monkey sex. So maybe just selecting female at the beginning of the quiz automatically jacks the percentage up?

yoleen said on 01/24/06 @ 05:35 PM:
who knows. I thought it was men who were turned on by everything.

Ken Edwards said on 01/25/06 @ 06:22 AM:
30% - wow now that is something I can be proud of and post on my blog too!

Scott said on 01/25/06 @ 07:59 AM:
26%. I'm really wondering what specific answers are "gay" or "straight."

Brad said on 01/26/06 @ 12:22 PM:
26% I'm with Scott (okay, not with Scott) but agree that I'd like to know which answers mean what. Like the one night stand at someone else's place or mine.... I'm apparently not gay enough to know what that means....

Another chick said on 01/27/06 @ 10:49 AM:
53% gay, "You scored right in the middle and are a happy and well adjusted hetero babe."

I'm okay with that.

yoleen said on 01/27/06 @ 11:57 AM:
so women are supposed to score more gay in order to be feminine?

evan said on 06/14/07 @ 06:57 PM:
im gay and i got 43% YEAHHHHHH! hope it doesnt hurt anyone's ego too badly :D

Jacob said on 02/24/08 @ 11:25 AM:
%40 gay lol :P

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