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If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands.
Except for it's actually a 100-pound sex doll that some really messed up men are shelling out $6,500 for instead of actually trying to date a real woman. Just read some of the quotes from some of the odd-ball folks who purchased them in this Salon.com story (just sit through the advert). Quoting one guy in the story: his Real Doll is a "teddy bear with benefits." Oh my...
Simone said on 10/17/05 @ 07:23 PM: Dude! You must not have HBO, or something. They've been furiously beating the drum for the Real Dolls there on their "Real Sex" program for years. Not that I'd be watching this sort of stuff or anything... ;-)
Paul said on 10/18/05 @ 07:22 AM: Psycho. Who would actually buy something like that?? Not to mention.. you know.. use it.
Uugh.
Scott said on 10/18/05 @ 07:53 AM: I read that whole story, and now I feel deeply disturbed.
covax said on 10/18/05 @ 08:56 AM: From the first time I saw these pornographic solicon beings, my skin hasn't stopped crawling. That's just so weird! Is this where the world is going? We're all just going to start getting it on with rubber dolls?