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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 33-year-old dad, percussionist, sysadmin, Web developer, IT consultant and jack-of-all-trades geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the service manager at Weston Technologies. He has LinkedIn and Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him. He will not be posting on Twitter.
Opinions and comments on this site are the opinions of the author, not the author's employer, family, friends or pets. This site is powered by Movable Type and is hosted by orty.com. Since December 1st, 2002, there have been 6463 entries. Visitors to this blog have posted 21009 comments. If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands. |
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How To Impress The LadiesYou never know when the ability to tear a phone book in half, smash a rock with your fist, bend a steel spike with your hands, or being able to lift somebody over your head with one hand will come in handy. 2 Comments************* said on 06/27/05 @ 05:27 PM:If you wanna impress the ladies, u gotta know what to say at what time, you gotta be a good dancer, good at sports, and most importantly, u gotta be urself Steps on how to make yourself like this: 1.Learn a cool, yet easy dance move (I reccomend the Moonwalk or the Worm) 2.Play on a few local sports teams 3.Practice talking smooth in front of the mirror 4.Hang out with as many people as possible to boost your social skills Mike said on 02/07/06 @ 01:00 PM: be ur self and get some booty Post a comment |
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