A Really Bad Assassin
That's the premise behind the online serial that Dan Johnson's writing entitled The Chronicles of Charlie. I haven't had a chance to read through all the episodes, but it looks like it could be fairly entertaining.
The other reason I'm linking to him? Because the guy sent me a hilarious flame mail template:
Your [political belief] is totally, completely wrong. What the hell are you thinking? The only people who believe [belief] are (troglodytes/out-there lunatics) who want to impose their [belief] on the rest of us normal Americans.
As you can see from this [unattributed web article/blog entry from some guy on the upper peninsula of Michigan] , every single thing about [belief] is wrong. In addition, [some white-power guy/total whackjob anarchist] also references something that might be construed as [belief] in this post on [random messageboard at whitepower.com/the Democratic Underground/WinMX file-transfer discusion group]. Do you really want to be associated with this kind of person, you facist anarchist useless uneducated pile of festering dingleberry?