Anybody who has kids will appreciate this (thanks Susan for this):
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the next morning.
2. For a child to become clean, something else must become dirty.
3. Toys multiply to fill any space available.
4. The longer it takes you to make a meal, the less your child will like it.
5. If the shoe fits, it’s expensive.
6. The surest way to get something done is to tell a child not to do it.
7. The gooier the food, the more likely it is to end up on the carpet.
8. Backing the car out of the driveway causes your child to have to go to the bathroom.
Any others from parents out there?
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9. Your child will reply “Why?” to anything you say, even if it’s a yes or no question.
10. The more in a hurry you are, the longer is gonna take you to get your child ready.
11. The Primary Parent will only get sick when every kid in the house needs critical care.
12) If you have one kid, stick with them, they don’t like being hassled by younger brothers and sisters, and it would probably do the parent well as it would mean that they have less arguments and less fights. If the child get lonely, buy them a puppy, i recommend something vicious.
Only one kid is not yet parenting.
If something is broken and you know who did it you are not yet there!!
If I say it’s chilly, my son will say “I’m hot.”
If I buy multiple boxes of their favourite cereal when I find it on offer, it will – overnight – become their least favourite cereal.
No matter what, If you are upset with your child, they will suddenly become the cutest thing in the entire world.
13. If your child says a swear word, no matter how much you try you’ll still kill yourself laughing!