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A Colorado judge ordered two teen-age girls to pay about $900 for the distress a neighbor said they caused by giving her home-made cookies adorned with paper hearts.
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The girls baked cookies as a surprise for several of their rural Colorado neighbors on July 31 and dropped off small batches on their porches, accompanied by red or pink paper hearts and the message: "Have a great night."
Nevermind that all the neighbors thought it was very sweet, and sent letters to the judge that thanked the girls for their kindness. Idiots.
Kris said on 02/08/05 @ 06:01 AM: maybe those girls should have borrowed some of the never ending burning cow shit from the man in lincoln and put that in a bag for her.
not only would she have had an anxiety attack, but she could have gotten a real good wif of her own personality!
Kayleigh said on 02/09/05 @ 05:52 AM: what is this about?
poola said on 02/09/05 @ 05:58 AM: is this website about teenagers i dont now
amy said on 02/22/05 @ 06:00 AM: i thing it was very nice of the girls
claire said on 02/22/05 @ 06:03 AM: as much as i think the cookies were very nice what did they do to the neighbours
gurtrude said on 02/22/05 @ 06:07 AM: some people may say im crazy but ill tell you something im not and if someone tryed giving me some fucking homemade cookies id fucking shoot their heads off