The Aquariass

You know, I’ve seen this thing before, but I never knew the name of it.

Designed by Oliver Beckert, the Aquariass is an $1,100 aquarium that works with real live fish that you can add on to your toilet. The aquarium doesn?t actually share a tank with the toilet, but you can guarantee there will be at least one visitor to your home who will be afraid to flush for fear of killing all the poor fish inside. And do you really want to have deal with that?

I don’t think I could use the potty with fish swimming around watching me. It’d be like the dog coming into the bedroom while you’re getting intimate with your wife — it just kinds of makes things difficult.