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The New GOP Mascot

A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives one a sense of security while screwing others.

(An old joke, but still a good one. E-mail from Barney.)

Posted by Jake on 09/12/04 @ 09:21 AM
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d_toad said on 09/15/04 @ 08:40 PM:
Jake,
I had heard that the Grand Old Pachyderm had been kidnapped and replaced by an imposter named Pinocchio Pig.....
As I understand it the Pig got his trunk The usual way and decided that he was a “better” representative of
“COMPASSION” than the old guy....

:D

BTW I charge for original content that gets deleted without my permission....

LOL


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