UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
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If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands.
A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives one a sense of security while screwing others.
(An old joke, but still a good one. E-mail from Barney.)
d_toad said on 09/15/04 @ 08:40 PM: Jake,
I had heard that the Grand Old Pachyderm had been kidnapped and replaced by an imposter named Pinocchio Pig.....
As I understand it the Pig got his trunk The usual way and decided that he was a “better” representative of
“COMPASSION” than the old guy....
:D
BTW I charge for original content that gets deleted without my permission....