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james said on 10/07/04 @ 04:40 PM: i think is realy stupid destroying what a extremly beautiful woman has if she wanted bigger tits she would have had implants but thats up to her i think she is perfect the way she is
Christiana said on 12/22/04 @ 05:58 PM: Do you believe this stupidness? I've seen many previous pics of Keira and I say that It's the pic on the left that's computerized!
Kiara said on 03/01/05 @ 02:56 PM: Wow. I think its so disrespectful to add breasts to Keira Knightley. I mean C'MON!! Is the media that shallow that they have to do that? She is so gorgeous with out the "fake" addition. If I was Keird I'd be incredibly INFURIATED.
Nameless One said on 04/06/05 @ 02:11 PM: holy shit
varun said on 04/17/05 @ 03:00 AM: keira
u hav no clue what u r....... i mean how beautiful u r........... when ever i saw ur deep blue eyes i feel that they want to say something. what u hav done in Love Actually is really appreciating.... i love ur acting & also ur big smile ......... i think u hav given this smile in each movie which u hav done. ur expressions r mind blowing & i feel like WOW.
u r just like a angel from the sky came here to show ur skills...... ok go on .......... until u find every thing in ur life
Varun Dev Bhardwaj
INDIA
Ferris said on 04/22/05 @ 11:16 AM: I think that her boobs should be even bigger. I just want to fuck her.
monica said on 05/09/05 @ 11:14 AM: She has brown eyes, not blue.
phil said on 08/09/05 @ 11:53 AM: shes a fucking ride i dont care wat her boobs are like
Chris said on 09/23/05 @ 02:44 PM: Dude, that was so fuckin gay! any way keira has nice legs and good titties she shows them in the movie the hole!
xabix said on 11/27/05 @ 10:34 AM: she should she has no tits !!!!
Lord-neXus said on 04/09/06 @ 05:48 AM: guys guys... we all love kiera, but realy, all the model pic's round the wolrd takes a tour in the photoshop studio, to get them perfect... even britney spreras ain that perfect...
kiara fan said on 04/18/06 @ 12:49 AM: come on! kiara has some really nice features like her smile and eyes. so why be mean about her boobs? her acting is great and every one says she id nice and all, so lets not be absolute dicks and remark on some 'bad' features.
shandi said on 02/06/07 @ 03:23 PM: for some reason I think she's hotter just the way she is, flatter without photoshop
mellisa said on 03/21/07 @ 05:28 PM: she is sooo sexy ohhh and im a girl
becky said on 09/04/07 @ 05:01 AM: wtf is wrong with yoous
she clearly looks better with the fake tits.
Ian Burleson said on 10/28/08 @ 10:27 AM: Whats up kiera, I think you are a really good actress and really sexy. Play in more movies for me. I am your biggest fan.