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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 31-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
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Don't Have Sex With The BabysitterNew Dads: Just in case you needed to be told, having sex with the babysitter is bad. Posted by Jake on 06/16/04 @ 02:23 PM
Posted in Funny | 1 Comment | Permalink Submit to digg, del.icio.us, reddit, or stumbleupon 2 TrackbacksBlogging Explained from G'day Mate! on 06/17/04 @ 06:18 AM:I followed a link from Utterly Boring which led to this educational story: Don’t DELETED the babysitter [dive into mark]. The story is worth reading in it's own right but what impressed me most was this very memorable quote from Douglas Adams:One... (Read More) Surch Turms from Bring Back the 80's! on 10/24/04 @ 02:42 AM: I know that some of us cobloggers make bones about how many sick and/or twisted search terms people use sometimes and wind up at their blogs.. or that they are #3 on google for sex with babysitters or .. whatever... (Read More) 1 Commentnottelling said on 10/02/05 @ 04:40 PM:Im 11 and I had sex with a 14 yr old baby sitter. She asked if i wanted to have sex, i said yes, i never told, it was hot. Post a comment |
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