Joke from Shasta Bob…
As the President is getting off the helicopter in front of the White House, he has a baby pig under each arm.
The Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: “Nice pigs, sir.”
The President replies: “These are not pigs, these are authentic Texan Razorback Hogs. I got one for VP Cheney, and I got one for Defense Secretary Rumsfeld.
The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and replies, “Nice trade, sir.”