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This is Why I Don't DrinkBecause I just know I'd wake up to this. Thanks to Rick for the link. Posted by Jake on 05/16/04 @ 10:53 AM
Posted in Funny | 10 Comments | Permalink Submit to digg, del.icio.us, reddit, or stumbleupon 10 Commentsmonkeyinabox said on 05/17/04 @ 03:14 PM:I am someone who does drink, but not very often. The truth is I have never been drunk. I have no desire to ever get wasted. I don't drink just because everyone else is. I like the taste of a good beer or fine wine every now and then. No crappy beers (Bud, Coors...). I'm just curious Jake, do you not drink because you don't like the taste, or do you think it makes you a better person to not drink, or fear of alcholism? There are studies that show drinking certain wine and dark beers are actually good for you (obviously in moderation). I can state that I don't smoke, because it's gross and has absolutely no health benefits. Jake said on 05/17/04 @ 03:50 PM: I'm aware of the health benefits of some wines and beers, but I don't drink for a few reasons. Other than the history of alcoholics in my family, I've just seen too many people whose lives have been completely f**ked up by alcohol. I've also had a good friend of mine who was nearly-killed by a drunk driver, and I don't want to somehow be the one behind the whell, drunk, and do that to somebody's innocent family. I really don't have a problem with others drinking, and most of my best friends drink, but they also respect that I won't. That, and it all tastes like s**t ;) Jesse Thompson said on 05/18/04 @ 12:01 PM: Damn straight we tea totalers are simply better people, ya beer swilling peasant! ;) [The opinions expressed in this comment do not nessessarily reflect those of anyone like me who doesn't want to be beat up or egged into oblivion :] Nameless One said on 07/28/04 @ 03:57 PM: .i hate this ilovebees stuff. it make smy head hurt -Griffin silentbob101 said on 07/29/04 @ 11:07 PM: i love bees ruined my life halofan said on 07/30/04 @ 01:53 PM: why did ilovebees.com link you? any affiliation? Mike said on 07/30/04 @ 06:03 PM: Halo 2 Jake said on 07/30/04 @ 08:57 PM: Honestly, I have no idea who ilovebees.com is. Cortana said on 07/31/04 @ 09:10 AM: You all must be aware of whats happening babylonian007 said on 08/01/04 @ 11:14 AM: The best early-news summary for the confused is here: http://xbox.ign.com/articles/533/533929p1.html Post a comment |
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