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President Bush asks RIAA to sue Osama Bin Laden

If all else fails in finding Osama, just send the record companies after him. They'll find and sue anybody:

In a surprise move the White House admits that they haven't any idea where Osama Bin Laden is currently hiding, but has revealed intelligence suggesting that he is illegally downloading MP3s. RIAA (Recording Industry Artists Association) has announced that they intend to sue Osama Bin Laden in an attempt uncover his where-abouts. Mr. Bush stated in his recent address that RIAA now has more far reaching powers to uncover wrong doers than the government does and is calling on the organization to pursue one of the Oval Office's most wanted.

Posted by Jake on 05/05/04 @ 04:05 PM
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