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Couple Good Headlines

Barney sends these headlines:

From the BBC: Suicide attack kills one
(doesn't suicide always kill one?)

From some newspaper's site: Asteroid Nearly Misses Earth
(if it "nearly misses" wouldn't we all be dead?)

OK, maybe you have to be a grammarian to appreciate these, but oh well.

Posted by Jake on 03/21/04 @ 09:49 AM
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