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Help John Get Divorced

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I would be lying if I told you that I wasn't pissed off at my future ex-wife, however, I am not bitter about our divorce. Quite the contrary, I would like to move on with my life, but she is not allowing this.

The purpose of this website is to poke a little fun at my divorce and show the absurdity of not only my ex-wife, but the whole divorce process.

So how can you help me get divorced? You really can't, but I just thought having a website named helpjohngetdivorced.com was catchy and easy to remember.

Posted by Jake on 01/12/04 @ 05:31 PM
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Ummagumma said on 01/13/04 @ 05:25 AM:
First off, there's not much to this site really, is there? Just a brief summation of a lengthy divorce procedure and a link to the guy's amature stand up act which I can't click because I have no speakers on my work PC.

Anyway, all it ultimately does is give one side of the story, the page owner's. He says he was equally to blame for the divorce. But doesn't go into any specific reasons why. Perhaps his wife walked in while he was balling her sister. Maybe he beat her black and blue so she had to wear glacoma glasses when she went out side.

Perhaps there's a REASON for his wife's blind hatred of him?

John said on 01/16/04 @ 08:19 PM:
No I wasn't balling her sister or anyone else for that matter. Nor was I beating her black and blue. We simply did not get along. Plain and simple. I have done everything I can to deal with this fairly.

John

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