Headlines of the Year
From Barney again, headlines that were published in newspapers during 2003:
SOMETHING WENT WRONG IN JET CRASH, EXPERT SAYS - Good thing an expert was able to explain what an ordinary person could only suspect.
POLICE BEGIN CAMPAIGN TO RUN DOWN JAYWALKERS - Now that ought to put a stop to it!
IRAQI HEAD SEEKS ARMS
IS THERE A RING OF DEBRIS AROUND URANUS
PROSTITUTES APPEAL TO POPE
PANDA MATING FAILS; VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER
TEACHER STRIKES IDLE KIDS - I bet that will keep them busy!
MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH - That's the problem with unions - always finding some excuse to stop working.
JUVENILE COURT TO TRY SHOOTING DEFENDANT - Great idea! This must have happened in Texas. It sounds drastic, but I suspect it would be effective.
WAR DIMS HOPE FOR PEACE - But at least it didn't extinguish it entirely.
IF STRIKE ISN'T SETTLED QUICKLY, IT MAY LAST AWHILE
COLD WAVE LINKED TO TEMPERATURES - There's a connection? You HAVE to be kidding...
COUPLE SLAIN; POLICE SUSPECT HOMICIDE
RED TAPE HOLDS UP NEW BRIDGES - New technology, lighter weight but stronger materials - where will it end?
TYPHOON RIPS THROUGH CEMETERY; HUNDREDS DEAD
MAN STRUCK BY LIGHTNING FACES BATTERY CHARGE - Hope it works.
NEW STUDY OF OBESITY LOOKS FOR LARGER TEST GROUP
ASTRONAUT TAKES BLAME FOR GAS IN SPACECRAFT
KIDS MAKE NUTRITIOUS SNACKS - Hmmm, that little tidbit could come in handy....
CHEF THROWS HIS HEART INTO HELPING FEED NEEDY - Now THAT'S commitment.
LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUTS CUT IN HALF - One or two of those and I bet the rest will stay in school!
HOSPITALS ARE SUED BY 7 FOOT DOCTORS - Oh my. I wonder how big their lawyers are?
Donate-A-Joke from GDay Mate on 01/14/04 @ 11:07 AM:
[Ed: This joke is from Jake Ortman at Utterly Boring. If you enjoyed this joke, please consider donating a few dollars to his medical fund....] Headlines of the Year Headlines that were published in newspapers during 2003: SOMETHING WENT WRONG IN JET C... (Read More)