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Jeff Goldblum is watching you poopThis site is just weird. These folks have gone through the effort of creating little printable signs to hang on bathroom stalls....  Posted by Jake on 11/11/03 @ 09:55 AM
Posted in Weird | 24 Comments | Permalink Send to digg, facebook, twitter or reddit 1 TrackbackJeff Goldblum Is Dead from UtterlyBoring.com on 07/02/09 @ 12:31 PM:He said so himself. Also, he's watching you poop.... (Read More) 24 CommentsErik Jimmo said on 01/31/04 @ 03:10 PM:If Jeff Golboom was watchin' me poop, I'd pick out some of the shit I did and throw it at him. Right in his face! Bill said on 02/12/04 @ 11:36 PM: Erik, I want to see you poop. NOW matt turner said on 05/11/04 @ 07:12 AM: nice dudes! poophead 2 said on 07/10/04 @ 02:17 AM: ur gay throw poop Simon said on 07/26/04 @ 12:44 PM: That Site is the best on the net!!! (well, second to www.something.com!!!) randomperson said on 12/08/04 @ 01:31 PM: am i the only girl that's commenting...ok... yeah this site is great...congrats to the mastermind. viviana said on 12/28/04 @ 12:31 AM: es el hombre mas sexi que he visto!!!!! C said on 01/24/05 @ 06:06 PM: POOP IS MY FRIEND JGIWYP Veteran said on 02/22/05 @ 08:43 AM: Looks like Jonas is still Amish. zombie said on 06/12/05 @ 11:14 PM: Oookay...I have seen some weird shit but this site has to be the WEIRDEST. *shudder* Seriously. Freakin' creepy.... Bob Barker said on 10/05/05 @ 11:54 AM: Hey, these signs are awesome. Mike said on 10/05/05 @ 01:34 PM: The site is creepy but putting up the picture in stalls is hilarius jessi said on 12/14/05 @ 11:25 AM: hah someone put these in our college dorm bathrooms - Buff Statw skyy said on 06/19/06 @ 10:58 AM: i'm watching jeff goldblum poop jane-ee-o said on 08/27/06 @ 06:40 PM: this site inspired me and my friends to put up a different person watching you poop in the boys bathroom on our floor every night. it took them about two weeks to catch us. gnarly. Starwind said on 10/04/06 @ 05:53 PM: Holy shit I am printing this out and putting in the bathroom on campus jeff goldblum is the man especially in Jurassic Park Eiie said on 10/08/06 @ 08:47 PM: Sad but true: I can't view this website anymore! Could it be that our poop friends have turned fiend? Is there no more Jeff Goldblum to be printed and posted in bathroom stalls across america? If you have the image you should totally open a new site to serve those of us who want to get in touch with our inner .... well crap I just ran out of bullshit. Jake said on 10/08/06 @ 10:56 PM: Can't believe I had a dead image link here, folks -- fixed (as this entry is REALLY old -- sorry). Jeff said on 07/19/07 @ 11:55 AM: I love Jeff Jeff Goldblum said on 05/29/08 @ 09:23 AM: I am watching you poop!!! Syd said on 06/09/09 @ 05:54 AM: Print and post in every bathroom you can find the Oracle said on 06/14/09 @ 10:07 AM: I saw this on my daughter's bathroom wall in her college apt. I laughed a lot. The good news is he's a Jewish boy. Snake Oil Baron said on 06/26/09 @ 06:35 PM: "randomperson said on 12/08/04 @ 01:31 PM: am i the only girl that's commenting...ok..." Wait? There are girls on the Internet? I've been typing in my underwear for criminy sake! (And please don't ask how I got the keyboard in my underwear - I don't like to talk about it.) Bob said on 09/08/09 @ 02:16 PM: I stumbled on this site tring to find out how to spell Goldblum. Jeff needs to get busy generating SOME OTHER kind of material to top this site for a Google search. I would ask what you people are doing here, but that's obvious. Birds of a feather, with broken wings and legs. Probable head injuries. Lamer than most would think possible. Voted for Obama, didn't you? Post a comment |
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