UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
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If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands.
A bit of background. Goatse is possibly the foulest image ever put on the internet: a man pulling open his anus so wide that you could stick a child's head in it. I'm not even going to link to it, but if you want to type w-w-w-dot-g-o-a-t-s-e-dot-c-x into your browser, that's your own right. The image became famous after trolls -- people who like to spend time running up bandwidth for stupid posts on message boards -- started linking to it on every board under the sun. And that's where b3ta comes in. One of their forums members has painted a version of the image, and submitted to his local paper and got it printed.