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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 33-year-old dad, percussionist, sysadmin, Web developer, IT consultant and jack-of-all-trades geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the service manager at Weston Technologies. He has LinkedIn and Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him. He will not be posting on Twitter.
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My school, the birth control deviceIt'd be bad enough of your mascot is a Trojan, but it's nothing like going to school at C.O.N.D.O.M.. 3 CommentsRuthie said on 04/20/03 @ 09:25 PM:I am from KCMO. Park Hill Trojans. their middle school was plaza middle school. (pms) Jake Ortman said on 04/21/03 @ 09:29 AM: HAHA! That's pretty good. I remember when we were naming our daughter, we were going to name her Hannah Marie Ortman (HMO). We decided against that middle name. Ada said on 12/29/03 @ 11:19 AM: My middle school was the Trinity Trojans - it was the only reason I learned about what a condom was at a Catholic school... Post a comment |
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