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If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands.
You may have heard about the Harry Potter-stamped ecstacy pills, and obviously the dealers are trying to sell these to kids, which is sad, but what is funny is how the BBC graphics department (who I've mentioned before) never can put an appropriate picture on a serious article. These pills are not just for kids though expressions in 2nd picture imply of this article that these kids have already found the pills.
harry said on 09/10/03 @ 02:16 PM: where can i get some of these pills. how good are they
hi to much said on 12/02/03 @ 03:26 PM: man for real i gonna get me some of that Sh**
Katie said on 01/23/04 @ 08:35 AM: Harry potter e pills are pretty good. I've done a couple. They're in philly. Or they were in 2002.
FURrR said on 03/10/04 @ 09:12 AM: blah blahh...ecstay not goOd fa you..hahaha..gock daymn drug addicts these dayz..tsk tsk...
FURrR said on 03/10/04 @ 09:12 AM: HEY MICHELLE!!!
ozzy said on 03/29/04 @ 07:02 PM: Does anyone know where I can get something cheap that wears off semi fast? Besides ecstacy. I need to beable to get my hands on it in texas. If I could just get a list...
jackson said on 05/10/04 @ 11:49 AM: the simpson desert in australia has some
jackson said on 05/10/04 @ 11:50 AM: or perhaps the gobi, or sahara deserts will sufice?
Nameless One said on 05/11/04 @ 10:52 PM: its quite shit
skwurl said on 06/25/04 @ 04:06 PM: Ha Ha. Harry Potters? Beans? I recommend if u have never done E . Its Bout God Damn Time U Start.. skwurl 420
shell said on 11/06/04 @ 12:31 PM: so i found 2 pills and i need some help they look like xtc but im not sure one says flirt on it and the other has the jesus fish on it and another line below it cant really tell if ya can help me out cool
shelli said on 01/27/05 @ 05:21 PM: hey i was hoping to find some ecstacy here in portland oregon. email me if you can help me out
Pilutfox said on 03/17/05 @ 10:37 PM: What the fuck are you guys stupid? Why the fuck are you looking for ex, I mean, I've done some pretty fucked up shit, but ex is not a good drug, you should never try it, and should never think about trying it. And its also really stupid to even pick up pills you just happen to find, that could be methamphetamines, which is extremely bad, you all need to get friggin brains, and stop burning hole in them with stupid shit like doing ex!
Dumbasses
Wankeye said on 05/27/05 @ 08:35 AM: Yeah, because E burns holes in your brain, right? :rollseyes: Get a fucking clue and due some damn research, with proper precautions X is relatively safe. Also, Methamphetamines and amphetamines are used in drugs commonly prescribed to LITTLE KIDS with ADD/ADHD... Look up adderall, ocheck out the ingredients.
pepe said on 11/08/05 @ 02:37 PM: EX is type bad but it feels so damn good and did you not forget that we will all die its something called inevitability so ill rather have holes in my brain and feel good before i die so instead of knocking it try it and shut up.
pepe said on 11/08/05 @ 02:40 PM: ex is type bad but it makes you feel so good and plus we are all going to die one day if you forgot about that its something called inevitability so ill rather have holes in my brain and feel good than die feeling like shit. so try it before you knokk it