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"Women are hard to figure out. They love lingerie and they love garage sales, but they don't seem to like getting garage-sale lingerie as a gift."

"Life is too short not to enjoy the benefits of self-destructive behavior."

"The former Soviet Union has a state of Georgia like the USA does. I wonder if they also made a movie called "Deliverance," and if they did, did they have an actor whose line was, "Squeal like a pig, Comrade! Squeal like the Capitalist pig you are!!" I would sure hope so."

Posted by Jake on 01/23/03 @ 02:55 PM
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