UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
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If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands.
"Women are hard to figure out. They love lingerie and they love garage sales, but they don't seem to like getting garage-sale lingerie as a gift."
"Life is too short not to enjoy the benefits of self-destructive behavior."
"The former Soviet Union has a state of Georgia like the USA does. I wonder if they also made a movie called "Deliverance," and if they did, did they have an actor whose line was, "Squeal like a pig, Comrade! Squeal like the Capitalist pig you are!!" I would sure hope so."