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  • I want my husband to videotape us while we're having sex. Not because I'm kinky or anything, but usually I'm asleep at the time and I'd sure like to enjoy our lovemaking, too.

  • I found out recently that few words are more powerful than "cleavage." You can place it with 10,000 others in an employee review, and it's still the only one your lawyers want to talk about.

    Posted by Jake on 01/16/03 @ 11:58 AM
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