Rumsfeld orders .mil Web lockdown

U.S. defense secretary Donald Rumsfeld this week directed the armed service to strip military Web sites of information that could benefit adversaries, citing a terrorist training manual and a year-long review of the Department of Defense’s 700-gigabyte Web presence. Full story here.

I just love this quote: “”One must conclude our enemies access DoD Web sites on a regular basis.” Ugh…Rumsfeld’s a moron, and really is going a bit too far with this. Almost any information could be useful to an adversary in some context, but if this memo is followed, it would lead (as Steven Aftergood, director of the Project on Government Secrecy at the Federation of American Scientists (FAS) says) to a “wholesale withdrawal of information from defense Web sites… This is a broad brush approach that’s not the right way to go.”

Bible college shuns 666 phone number

Kentuky Mountain Bible College is throwing a fit about thier phone number prefix. Why? Because it’s “666” (which is the number of the beast, as we all know). Full Associated Press story is here.

Dateline to focus on Michael Jackson’s face

Read about this in the paper yesterday. Dateline is planning an entire special episode on Michael Jackson’s face. Think I’m kidding?

Woman hits husband with mercedes four times, tells reporters “It was an accident”

Another find from Fark, and another great quote. Click Here

Lap-dancer protests new laws, says her club is “very family-oriented”

I just couldn’t believe the quote in this story. Basically, it’s a story about some Michigan laws that are cracking down on lap-dancing establishments, but I had to include the link as that quote was great. Link from Fark.

500 Horsepower motorcycle

Just happened to run across this while surfing click here

500 horsepower superbike built by Dodge, using a Viper engine.

Top speed: 400mph.

I’m not gonna do the math..but I’d estimate a 3/4 mile red streak if you wipe out.

Simpson’s renews for 16th Season

This will make it the longest running comedy in TV history, surpassing Ozzie and Harriet. Full Story. They’ve also renewed King of the Hill. If you’re interested in looking back at the last 15 years of Simpsons archives, there is no better place than the Simpsons Archive.

Girl gives frozen metal pole a lickin’, her tongue keeps on stickin’

That is the headline of this story (link from Fark). Didn’t you ever see A Christmas Story? You’re not supposed to do that!

President Bush is a man of ideas

They’re not his ideas, but hand him one and he’ll run with it. (from Fark).

Want to compete with Blockbuster? Offer porn.

An interesting story about about how smaller video stores are competing with the bigger chains by offering an “18 and over” room in the back.