Yet another reason why certain people shouldn’t have authority

I just got a phone call from the local owner’s association (which is like the governing body of sorts for this little resort community I work in). They called to report that the renters who just left from one our units left a small bag of cans on the curb (we don’t have curbside recycling here). So instead of just throwing the little bag of cans into his car and getting 5-cents a pop, he called us (from the scene, mind you), and wanted our maintenance folks to come out there and pick them up.

And these are the people in charge here?

“Married by America” contestents treated like a detainee at Guantanamo Bay

And this is to keep the program’s “integrity.” (The contestants will lose all their’s, but that’s another story entirely.) From the Smoking Gun:

No phone. No TV. No pager. No computer. No unaccompanied trips outside your room. Sounds like the restrictions placed on someone under house arrest or a juror deliberating during a major criminal trial. Instead, these are some of the rules imposed on the quintet of contestants competing in “Married by America,” the Fox TV reality show debuting tonight. The below “hotel sequestering” memo was distributed last month by the show’s producer, Rocket Science Laboratories, to program participants. “Married by America” features contestants who have agreed to sight-unseen engagements engineered via a viewer vote. According to the memo, contestants need to be locked down like Gitmo enemy combatants to maintain “the integrity of this production.” When TSG contacted one of the document’s authors, producer Shannon Keenan, she didn’t want to answer questions, but did confirm that a sequestering memo had been distributed. So we’re not sure why the show–supposedly an unscripted reality program–needed “rehearsals.”

Fly Delta …biznitch!

Ken sent this to me, so I have to blog it before Jake beats me to the punch.

http://www.siccoproductionz.com/delta.html

A funny little Flash movie.

Gregg kicked my butt … almost

If you’re into ego-surfing, go pick a GoogleFight with somebody, and see how you rate. Between Gregg and I, he wiped me all over the floor, 1490 to 7780.

HOWEVER…if you go over to Google, and the put queries in quotes (as the above site doesn’t, meaning anything with “Gregg” or “Stearns” would show up), I beat Gregg 828 to 112.

Study concludes that obese people eat more

And still, the cure for cancer remains elusive. Full story. Just yet another ones of those wastes of dollars that is so obvious, that we shouldn’t need a study for it.

Three arrested after Long Island wedding reception brawl

It ain’t a real wedding reception without mace, knives and angry drunks. Full story. Link via Fark.

Major League ball-player hurts neck putting on hat

I like baseball and everything, but this proves even more to me that baseball players are over-paid pansies. Full Story.

Getting Lucky

From Ruminate.com: I never understood why they call it “getting lucky” when it has nothing to do with luck and everything to do with a crisp new $100 bill.

Windows Update keeps tabs on all system software

Why do Cities, States Have so Many Big Cars, SUVs?

Yet another reason I vote down most government funding ballot measures, as if they would just quite spending like idiots, there wouldn’t be a problem. Al’s Morning Meeting sent out this excellent story on Philly.com about why city governments have so many big gas hog cars. Granted, it’s not local, but this is a problem all over the place. The paper says, “In an unwritten but expensive policy that has evolved over the past decade, Philadelphia city government has replaced much of its fleet of smaller, economy sedans with sport utility vehicles that cost $25,000 and up.

“One of them — a diesel-powered Hummer that the airport uses to scare birds from the runways – cost more than $100,000.”

The paper said that while other cities and some states have recently begun shedding themselves of the money-wasting luxury vehicles, Philadelphia has spent millions assembling its SUV fleet. In the past seven years, it has bought an average of 100 SUVs a year at a cost of $17 million. And that doesn’t include the cost of fueling the gas-guzzlers, estimated at more than $1.5 million a year.

Before the SUV craze erupted nationwide in the mid-’90s, city employees typically drove smaller cars, like the Ford Taurus and Escort. Today, though, the city fleet looks more like the parking lot at a suburban shopping mall. More than half of its passenger vehicles are SUVs.

Philly city officials say the four-wheel drives are needed so employees can respond to emergencies regardless of the weather. Yet, many of the SUVs are assigned to departments with no apparent emergency responsibilities. The city commissioners, who oversee elections, have two. The city controller’s office, which audits financial records, has nine. The clerk of quarter sessions, in charge of criminal-court records, has two. And the First Judicial District, which runs the city’s court system, has 23. The Planning Commission has three. Traffic Court has five. The commission on human relations has one. Even the Philadelphia More Beautiful Committee tools around in an SUV.