The bad news? They have to collect it from Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein. When you find them to collect, would you mind telling the FBI?
IT support sucks
Quoted from the site: In the world of IT support, some days are good, and some days are bad. This site is dedicated to the bad ones.
Funny site, especially the Fun with Regedit! game (just don’t call me later and say you destroyed your computer after playing it — THAT’S THE IDEA).
Cops: Student had 10-gigs of kiddie porn
I don’t even think I could fill 10 gigs with porn, let alone kiddie porn (but the guy was a college student, so he probably had a fast connection). Anyhow, this is one sick, sick man.
$2 trillion fine for Microsoft security snafu?
Ït will probably never happen, but Microsoft’s latest security lapse with its Passport information service could trigger a $2.2 trillion fine on the company courtesy of the US government. Full Story. Quoted: “Microsoft on Thursday admitted that a flaw in the password reset tool of its Passport service could compromise the information stored on all 200 million users. It scampered to post a fix and is looking into potential exploits, but the damage to Microsoft may already have been done.”
Teen critically hurt after making “Jackass”-like leap into pool
Paul Smith, 18, leaped from the roof of a five-story condominium and sailed toward a swimming pool below. As a camera showed, Smith didn’t splash cleanly into the water. His torso and legs crashed into the ledge of the pool, and then he fell into the water. “Paul,” a friend yelled. “Wake up! Wake up!” Smith is in critical condition. Full Story.
Chewing gum saves day – and $1.825 million
Kids use chewing gum stuck to a ruler to retrieve lost nickels, dimes and quarters that have been swallowed by a grate. Salem car salesman Kevin McCarthy tried the same trick tuesday — and pulled a check for $1.825 million from a crack in a stairwell. Full Story.
Trying to meet affirmative action guidlines?
Then Rent-A-Negro (yes, it’s satire, folks — have a sense of humor). From the site: “Rent-A-Negro is a state-of-the-art service that allows you the chance to promote your connection with a creative, articulate, friendly, attractive, and pleasing African American person. Show everybody that you really are down.”
Warning labels for sex
Oh man, this entry on Davezilla.com is priceless. What if folks had warning labels on them in regards to sex?
Prostitutes: CAUTION: Filling may be hot.
Hummer drivers: Contains small parts.
Priests: May contain parts that are harmful to children if swallowed.
Prison inmates: Do not use for personal hygiene.
And it only gets better from there (Christine Aguilera: Wash hands immediately after use). Don’t forget to read the comments as they have some good ones as well)