I get to play detective

We recently had a cable modem disappear from one of our units here at work. The renters who stayed in the house last claim they don’t have it. I don’t believe them, nor does some of the staff, just based on the fact that we had trouble with these folks.

So the modem is gone, and we ordered a new one from NewEgg (for $82 — the cable company wanted to charge us $250). But there’s only a couple thing you can do with a cable modem: pawn it off on someone, or hook it up on your cable system. Generally, to get it to work with a new cable system, you have to give them the MAC address. That’s how many cable companies verify that you’re a subscriber is by the MAC address of your modem — if your modem’s MAC is in their database, you can play.

So what am I going to do? Get the MAC address of the stolen modem from our cable company, and then call the renter’s cable company, just to see if they have that MAC address on their network. I’ll keep you posted with my results.

Herb-basted chicken

From Ruminate.com: Ordering the “Herb-basted chicken” seemed like a good idea — until I saw a sweaty shirtless man in the back rubbing chicken breasts across his torso.

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This is amusing, safe for work.

Height of powerlines proves no obstacle for persistent drunk

The sheriff’s department said it happened around 1 a.m. Sunday. A group of six friends were drinking beer and wine coolers at a popular hangout for underage teens. The idiot became quite intoxicated, and then decided to climb a NiMo tower. He got 30-feet in the air, then grabbed the power line. The enormous jolt then knocked the moron to the ground. His clothes were on fire, he even charred the grass on the ground. Full Story, link from Fark.

OregonLive.com Linking to UtterlyBoring.com

I don’t know how much traffic I’ll get from the link, but I sure as hell ain’t going to argue with it. If you’re coming from OregonLive, say “Hi!”

“I can’t wear my seat belt as I have sore breasts”

70-year old attempts Everest

If he succeeds, he’ll be the oldest guy to make it. If he doesn’t, he’ll be the oldest guy to fail. Either way, he’s old, but still cool.

Oregon hospital looking for Klingon speakers

I just heard this on the local radio station, and I can’t believe our tax dollars are being spent on this. From the story: “The fictional language of the popular TV and movie science fiction series is one of about 55 languages needed by the office that treats mental health patients in metropolitan Multnomah County. … If a patient speaks only Klingon, the county is obligated to respond with a Klingon interpreter. So officials have decided to include it with about 55 languages, some of which, such as Russian and Vietnamese, are widely spoken, and some, such as Dari and Tongan, are seldom spoken.”

If a patient only speaks Klingon, are they worth saving? At least you can use Google in Klingon.

Want a penis-shaped chicken nugget?

Twenty-seven hospitalized after eating ass

At least 27 people were admitted at North West province hospital ‘Tshwaragano, near Kuruman last night after apparently eating donkey meat. Full Story from Fark.