Congrats to Laura!

What were Britney Spears and Madonna thinking during that infamous kiss?

Salem girl, 13, knocks down a dozen or so headstones while learning to drive

Her mother was charged with driving under the influence of intoxicants and providing a vehicle to an unqualified driver. Full Story in the Statesman Journal. Link from Obscure.

What’s wrong with this image?

You click and decide (I just saw this on Yahoo!’s site):

(Hint: Look at the Lead Photo).

Nice (Free) firewall software

There are lots of freely available Linux-based router/firewalls packages out there, but I’ve been trying to find one that’s not only powerful, but really easy to use. Enter Smoothwall. This software, based on what I see here, is REALLY slick, powerful, well-documented, and free. Very nicely done. I think I’ll install this on an old PC I have sitting here and run it at home.

I like a good, big hamburger as much as anybody, but…

If I’m going to pay 20-bucks for a burger, it’ll be the 36oz bad-boy from Pilot Butte Drive-In, not a sixteen-patty gut bomb. I’m sure he felt good after eating that.

Weapons-grade uranium found in Iran

Full Story. So do you think President Bush blames the invasion of Iraq on typographical error? Link from Fark.

OK, there is one good thing about living in Lincoln

You get free beer with your textbook purchases. Gregg, you sure you don’t want to go back to school?

Man survives giant drill to the skull

I’ve seen scary x-rays before, but nothing like the one on this story.

Man gets jail for licking woman’s feet in grocery store