That’d Save Some Grocery Shopping

You could win toilet paper for life. Link via PRBop.

White Trash At Its Finest

Thanks to Jon for pointing this tid-bit out. Jon and I posted links to the story about the local sheriffs deputy that was arrested on child molestation and drug charges. He was later arraigned on 143 sex abuse and drug charges, and after I read more about this guy, I want him to go to jail for as long as frickin’ possible. If he’s sentenced the maximum for each of those counts, he won’t get released in my lifetime, which is the way I hope things go.

Personally, I’d like to see the guy fry, but that’s something, as a parent, all child molesters do. What makes this even more disturbing is that the officer was a DARE officer and a School Resource Officer, meaning he was interacting with kids on a daily basis. I wouldn’t be surprised to see more charges coming out of this now that things have gone public (more victims coming forward, etc… ).

The part that I found entertaining, that I wouldn’t have seen had it not been for Jon pointing it out, was a story that somebody shared at the arraignment that just screams as to the type of folks that live in certain areas of Central Oregon, and the type of person this guy was:

“I know that he was a good police officer,” said Bend-area resident Janet Wickersham. But she also said that five years ago, after the officer came to her Spring River home to take a domestic-violence complaint (involving one of her four children’s fathers), Malloy, not in uniform asked if he could date her daughter — who was then 16 years old. (He would have been about 33 at the time.)

“I told him, ‘Not until she’s 18 — then you can come and get her,'” Wickersham said. “He didn’t do anything out of the ordinary. He never did anything with my daughter. … He lived down the road from us.” She said the family moved to Newport for a couple years, and that her daughter, now 21, still lives there.

Acknowledging she was “a little drunk” at the time, Wickersham said she responded to Malloy’s request by putting her own arm around him and lifting her leg to do the same. “I said, ‘What do you want with a near-virgin with no experience, when you can have a mature woman like me?’ But guys like younger women.”

At one point during the court proceeding, as the judge set the new bail amount, Wickersham exclaimed: “He’s in deep!”

Understand that the Spring River area is just a few miles from where I work and, by and large, quite a few of the folks that live there are just like that. If that doesn’t scream white trash, I don’t know what does.

Do We Need to Deep Six The Mac?

An interesting proposal. There are some great arguments here, and I for one would love to see OSX running on a PC, or the ability to run another OS on Mac parts. Link from Ken.

I Say We Crash The Party

The local Deschutes County Republican Party is holding a big ol’ event at the Les Schwab amphitheater that is apparently going to be broadcast on CSPAN (does anybody actually watch that channel?). The Republican National Convention will be broadcast on a big screen, and a concert will follow.

Anybody know how to kill the power to that area of Bend quickly and easily? Just curious.

Update on 8/17: Kasey sent me a link to a story that says that, more than likely, if you’re going to attend this rally, or any other Republican National Committee-sponsored rally, you’ll have to sign a form pledging your allegiance to Bush. Sick and wrong.

Bend is a Bunch of Flaming Moderates

The San Diego Union-Tribune has a report on how the influx of Californians, Retirees, and twenty-somethings is changing the politics of Bend.

The influx of new residents is changing just about everything in this central Oregon city, including its politics. And nowhere is that more evident than in the recent heated debate over gay rights.

An ordinance, unanimously approved in May by the City Council, prohibits discrimination in housing, employment or public accommodations on the basis of sexual orientation or transgenderism. The proposal gained steam after an attack last August on a gay man in a downtown dance club.

Heck, I know I’m a moderate. A flaming moderate, I don’t know, but I do tend to leave my mind open on things a bit more than folks on one side or another.

Link via Rob.

Sex Sells

Actually, it doesn’t sell, but it makes for really popular photos. As it stands right now, 7 of the 20 most forwarded images on Yahoo! are of women’s posteriors. Link via kottke.

He’s Lost over 300 Pounds

But he still weighs around 752 pounds. He’s in the hospital to lose the weight, and hopes to lose another 450.

How To Get Your Items Sold On eBay

1) Sign up for an eBay account.

2) Find the stuff you want to sell.

3) Take pictures of said stuff in front of large-breasted woman.

4) Profit!

The Bed To Sleep On When Bombed

This one’s for the ultra-paranoid out there. Claiming itself as the “safest bed you’ve ever had,” the Quantum Sleeper is designed to protect you from biochemical terrorist attack, natural disasters, stalkers, and bullets while you sleep. You can also get a whole pile of other features in case the Apocalypse is on its way.

Really, though, the thing looks like a coffin. I couldn’t sleep in it. Link via b3ta.

Stickman Animation Wallpaper

It’s a small animated gif, but tiled as a wallpaper, it makes one gigantic Escher-esque picture.