Because when you heard her pass gas, it was pretty loud.
Worst Jingle Ever?
It’s not the worst I’ve heard, but it’s still pretty dang funny and goes to show you what can happen when a business insists on making their own commercials instead of leaving it to the pros.
Need Some Caffeine?
Just make your coffee with RedBull, like this crazy dude did. Wonder if he’s slept since?
Bad Product Name For The Day
No chef’s kitchen is complete without the Dick Spatula. And don’t forget the Dick Cleaver
Stupid Lawsuit For The Week
NASA is now facing (at least for now until it gets tossed out in court) a $500-million dollar lawsuit over last week’s comet collision. What’s the suit for? Let me just quote the article:
A Russian astrologist who says NASA has altered her horoscope by crashing a spacecraft into a comet is suing the U.S. space agency for damages of $300 million.
…
NASA deliberately crashed its probe, named Deep Impact, into the Tempel 1 comet to unleash a spray of material formed billions of years ago which scientists hope will shed new light on the composition of the solar system.
“It is obvious that elements of the comet’s orbit, and correspondingly the ephemeris, will change after the explosion, which interferes with my astrology work and distorts my horoscope,” Izvestia daily quoted astrologist Marina Bai as saying in legal documents submitted before Monday’s collision.
Thanks Cheryl for the link.
Still Slammed
But will be posting some links tonight…stay tuned…
Slammed
If you’re wondering why I haven’t posted much the last few days, I’m been slammed. I’ve been at the fitness center since last Saturday setting up the cable TV, network, all the computers, etc… etc… etc… . In other words, I’m totally bombed. Hopefully this place will be open by next week so I won’t have to worry about anything (as much, at least).
I hope to find some time to throw up some more links in the next couple days, but don’t hold your breath if they don’t appear. I’m in the process of SysPrepping and Ghosting some hard drives to other machines, and while that’s going on hooking up the large Plasma TVs downstairs. Now if I just had time to watch one…
Be Safe This 4th of July
There are typically more crash deaths today than any other day of the year. I’ll be thinking of this on my drive home from the office today (yes, I am at work). Thankfully, I saw a pile of State Police officers on the commute this morning, so I’m hoping they’ll be back again this evening.
I’m going to have a lovely, sleepless, evening, I’m sure, as our house is about a half-mile from where they shoot off the fireworks, so the neighborhood is always packed with drunken idiots trying to remove themselves from the gene pool but never succeed. Thanks to a commenter from last year, I’m thinking about putting up a sign that says “You Wake ’em, You Take ’em” (in reference to my 2 and 5 year old daughters — the 5 year old will be watching the show on the Butte, but the 2 year old is staying in bed).
Meanwhile, here are the virtual fireworks I linked to last year. Be safe tonight.
Does The White House Really Want Renewal In Iraq?
Looking at their Iraq News archive, you wouldn’t think so.
Real Life Power Ups
I need to make some of these to hang around Bend. We just need to fill them with gold coins, giant mushrooms, big ol’ flowers, and/or bouncing stars.