Big Shocker: Bill O’Reilly is a Moron

Never let science get in your way, Mr. O’Reilly.

What if “Up” was made in the 60s?

It might look something like this:

Super Mario Mediocrity

Ignore the title of this video — it takes skill to be able to finish this game with this low of a score.

The game doesn’t look like the original as the guy is playing with a graphical hack. But it still takes some serious skill to play through the game and score less than 1000 points.

Looking For Prize Donations For Our Annual NCAA Pick ’em

I’m trying to get things organized a bit for this year’s annual UtterlyBoring.com March Madness NCAA Pick ’em (our sixth year doing this — see some previous years here, here, here, and here) and am working on collecting prizes for the winners. Does anybody have anything would like to contribute or know anybody (or a business) who would like to donate a prize?

As usual, all prize submitters will get text link on the tourny page (which will be linked from the front page of this site for several weeks as well as bendblogs.com for a couple weeks), and I’ll rotate 125*125 pixel ad banners for your company or blog or whatever during the duration of the tournament.

Anything can be submitted for a prize, as I’m pretty casual, as are the folks who participate in the tournament. If you have anything fun, weird, stupid, interesting or cool you want to throw into the prize pot, by all means let me know (comment here with your email address so I can contact you or e-mail me at utterlyboring {at} gmail {dot} com).

Reading Material

Video Game Physics Are Far Better Than Real-Life Physics

It’s not too often you watch a soccer match where this happens:

Losing Track of Google’s APIs and Developer Products?

This might help. And holy cow, I didn’t know they had that many APIs and dev resources. I’d completely forgotten they had bought some of those companies.

Looking For Egyptian Riot Coverage?

While the coverage from American media online isn’t too bad (they were a little late on the ball, really), you’re better off going to Aljazeera’s English site or BBC’s site as they seem to have things better covered.

While the country’s internet has been shutdown, people are finding ways around and still getting out twitter posts. Anonymous (and many ISPs, too) is at it, too, using the good ol’ fax machine to get relevant information into the country.

There’s a good write-up on the first three days of the mess over on reddit.

This video is great and gave a very appropriate quote: “Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.” (John F. Kennedy)

Fastest Video Game Speed Run Ever

It has to be seen to be believed.

Cellos Are Awesome

If I could play any stringed instrument, it would be the cello. It’s just a very fun, versatile instrument. As somebody who enjoys modern pop music played on traditionally classical instruments, I really enjoyed this: