Do They Really Come In Threes?

I’m kind of hoping Shannon wasn’t right (though she’s not the only one that’s told me these things come in threes, so I’m due for something else wrong with my car). So what’s happened so far?

  1. Wasted Money On A New Car Battery: Late Monday night I couldn’t get my car started. I was able to jump it, so I figured the battery cables and connection OK, but when I tried to start it without the jumper cables, it wouldn’t start. So I made the assumption that the battery was dead (unfortunately I didn’t have an electrical tester to prove this — something I’m now going to buy). So Wal-Mart was the only place open at 11:30, so I ran down there, bought one of their cheap batteries, brought it back, went to bed. Next morning, put it in, car still wouldn’t start. After going to work late that morning (my wife had to drive me with all the kids out there), I got my dad’s electrical tester, and tested the battery from Wal-Mart. It was fine. Tested the battery I had in there before, and it was fine. Tested all the connections, they all appeared to be fine. So I traced the cables back to where the battery cable ground connection runs to the car — it’s in an awkward place behind the engine block. Popped it off, cleaned off a little bit of gunk, screwed it on, car started right up.

    So I’ve got a perfectly functional Kirkland/Costco battery if anybody needs one.

  2. Radiator Leak: So I’m sitting there thinking I’m OK with the car, my wife is driving it home last night after painting her mom’s bathroom, and the car overheats. She manages to get it pulled into the Black Bear Diner on 3rd Street, which is a couple miles from my house. My wife, covered in paint and wearing her nastiest clothes, didn’t want to go and find a phone to call me, instead decided to walk home (I really need to get that girl a cell phone). So she gets home about 10:00, explains to me what happened, so I call my parents to see if anybody can give me a ride down there. I get a hold of my sister, we go out there, fill the thing up the best we could with 50/50 antifreeze, and her mechanic friend that was with her gets the radiator hose clamp on there a bit better to get me home. I woke up this morning, all the radiator fluid we put in last night had drained out, so I’ve obviously got something else wrong with the thing.
  3. I really hope things don’t come in threes, as my brakes are starting to get squeaky in that car, too…

I’m kind of hoping the law of threes does take place, as then, in theory, something good will come to take their place. So maybe my car will break down entirely, and then I’ll win a new one in a contest? Yeah, that’s the ticket.

On other personal news that seems to be bogging down this site lately (I’m sorry), I still haven’t heard from the school, and I’m still having issues with a client, but hopefully those will wrap up soon and put a little less on my mind so I can focus on some other projects and start putting more entertaining content on this site.

I Now Have More IM Handles

Everybody and their dog is talking about the new Google Talk instant messaging and VoIP service. You can download Google’s client here, but if you’re a Trillian Pro user, as I am, you can just use Trillian Pro to connect to the network as they use the open source Jabber protocol (though you can’t use Trillian Pro to use their VoIP server, though I’m sure somebody will find a hack for that).

So if you’re interested in playing with it, and I’m not stupidly busy (don’t expect in-depth chatting here), you can find me at utterlyboring [at] gmail [dot] com on the jabber/GoogleTalk network. So that brings the number of connections I’m managing in Trillian Pro up to 9: One ICQ account, one AIM account, a Yahoo! Messenger account, two MSN messenger accounts (long story there), and three Jabber accounts (two Google Talk, and one Jabber.org). Now I just need to find a good IRC channel to hang out in and I’ll have double digits (I’m not counting my Rendezvous connection as I don’t know anybody who uses it).

School Starts In Two Weeks

And I don’t even know where my daughter’s going to school.

As I briefly mentioned last week, I’m trying to get my daughter transferred into the Ensworth Elementary school district. We’re technically closer to the school (note that Google maps doesn’t have complete road data for that area, so it’s off a slight tad — here’s Ensworth’s address) that we are to Juniper, which is what district we’ve been assigned (we’re about a block away from the Ensworth district). After calling and calling and sending e-mails back and forth, I finally got to talk to the Ensworth principal today (really nice guy), and he still couldn’t tell me anything other than “the numbers are still coming in” and “we’re at the top of the list if we let anybody in” (as we got our application in long before anybody else did) and that there’s about a “50/50 chance.”

I would think that two weeks before school starts that they’d have more of an idea as to what’s going on. Our daughter is already convinced she’s going to the new school, so she’ll be terribly disappointed if she’s not going there and will have to go to Juniper or get home schooled (which my wife isn’t ready for, but said she’ll do it if she has to go to Juniper).

So right now, I have no idea where she’s going to school, she’s not registered anywhere because I’ve been told to wait until I get confirmation before registering (though now they’re telling me otherwise). This isn’t like I’m trying to move to a district across town like some folks are — I’m trying to move our daughter to a school that’s closer to where I live. Ugh….you wouldn’t think it would be this difficult, would you? Being hung up in the air like this is stressful — which the principal acknowledged, too — but I don’t have much of a choice.

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Technology, circa 1985

If Engadget was a BBS back in 1985, it might look something like this.

Oregon Will Have A “State Fruit”

Your tax dollars at work, folks.

I haven’t seen this hit Google News or the Governor’s site yet, but here’s the full press release that media services sent out:

MEDIA ADVISORY

FOR NEWS PLANNING

August 22, 2005

Media Contacts:

Holly Armstrong, (503) 378-6169

Anna Richter Taylor, (503) 378-6496

*** TOMORROW ***

Governor Kulongoski to Designate the Oregon Pear As the Official State Fruit

(Salem, OR) – Tomorrow Governor Ted Kulongoski will be joined by the Pear Bureau, pear growers, and representatives from the packing houses for a ceremony recognizing the pear as Oregon’s state fruit. The state fruit seal will also be unveiled at the ceremony.

Tuesday, August 23, 2005

10:00 a.m.

Governor’s Ceremonial Office

Salem, Oregon

Sounds like a party. Wish I could make it. Thanks Barn for the release.

Windows Update For Non MSIE User

Those of you who have some common sense and are using Firefox instead of MSIE for your Web browser, bookmark this site and you’ll never have to go to WindowsUpdate.com again.

This is actually a good thing, as I was having trouble getting MS’s Windows Update to run on a server here at the office, but this ran without a hitch after I installed Firefox.

What You Need For College

For those of you going off to college for the first time this Fall, check over this list and make sure you’re prepared. There are some things on there I didn’t even think of, but wish I knew about when I went off to school.

Simpsons Shorts

Only true Simpsons fans know that before they hit the big time on Fox, The Simpson appeared as shorts on the Tracy Ullman show. Now, you can download all those shorts (with their old-school animation) all in one place.

That’s A Lot Of Big Gulps

Apparently it would take 266 cans worth of Dr. Pepper for me to die by caffeine

Best Movie Review Ever

Roger Ebert tears “Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo” to shreds. Zero stars and “Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks.” is always a part of any great review.