Hardware Porn

OK, as a geek, what do you notice first: The good looking women or the networking equipment (99.9% safe for work, don’t worry)?

Extend Your Lunch Hour

A great bookmark to bring with you on Monday. Just set your settings (when your lunch starts, how much time you want to waste, etc…), set this clock up in your browser, and go to lunch. When the boss asks you why you’re killing so much time, just tell him you’re going by your computer clock, which synchronizes with the Atomic clock in Colorado (at least by default in Windows XP).

There’s A Web Site For Everything

Like this enthralling page of poop facts.

How Fast Can You Type The Alphabet Backwards?

I could do it forward in seven seconds but it took me quite a bit longer (18 seconds) to do it backwards.

Somebody Has Too Much Time On Their Hands

This guy is a bit obsessed with the long-since cancelled but insanely popular in syndication (for reasons I’ll never understand) TV show “Full House.” He’s gone around San Francisco and taken pictures of all the live San Francisco scenes that were used during the opening credits and during other times during the series, and posted them online.

Great Freeware Utilities

Finally, a good synopsis and comparisons of good freeware in a pile of different categories, with many tools that I hadn’t heard of but will be installing soon.

How Fast Can You Type The Alphabet?

I did it in seven seconds, and that’s probably slow for me as I’m about to go to bed. How’d you do?

Those Holiday Cards You Really Want To Send

Are available at YouStupidB**tch.com, such as this winner: ” I only got you flowers so that you will sleep with me again. Happy Valentine’s Day” and “I love heroin more than I love you”. Some of the cards are not safe for work — you’ve been warned.

Sadly, I Might Actually Try This

Nothing like starting your day with liquid cereal in such flavors as Chocolate, Peanut Butter, Fruit, and Apple & Cinnamon.

Mailing List Fixed

This has probably been down for a week or so after last week’s traffic storm, but I didn’t catch it. The subdomain dada.utterlyboring.com (which hosts my mailing list) got bulldozed a bit, so you haven’t been able to sign up. You can now sign up again, using the form on the right side of the page. Thanks debbiet for pointing that out for me!