I personally prefer the old-school, NES-era games, but it still is interesting how much games and characters have changed from the 4-bit to the current 32-bit days.
Protecting The Family Jewels
I played Little League Baseball for about 10 years growing up, and generally wore a cup for most of it. I played a lot of catcher in my later years, and you only make the mistake of not wearing it once. But the dang things were always stupidly uncomfortable, which is why I wish they had the Nutty Buddy when I was a young lad. Be sure to watch the demonstration video where the guy takes a shot with the baseball coming from a ball machine at nearly point-blank range.
Also of note: While women are vain with clothes sizes (which is why a size 8 isn’t like it used to be), there is no “small” size for this cup. No man wants to wear a small cup and admit to it.
Best Game Review Ever
Nigga know reviews MTV’s Virtual Laguna Beach (and pardon the language here, folks).
White motherfuckers been pretending they dwarfs and killing all kinds of motherfucking dragons for days. That shit is old motherfucking news. I mean, everybody know that a pasty-face like pretending that they some shit that they ain’t never gonna be, like a wizard or a motherfucking elf, or a white rapper that don’t start his shit with “and I’m here to say” in the first line. Well, now all you white motherfuckers got something else you could pretend to be. Introducing MTV’s Virtual Laguna Beach.
This is basically an opportunity for all you motherfucking shut-in white people to stop playing around like you a god damn Viking, and start acting like you a faggot ass pastel polo shirt wearing white motherfucker that live near the beach and don’t gotta pay to get they dick sucked. Yeah, the subject matter is faggy as all get out, but if you gotta be white and you gotta pretend you something else, why not pretend that you somebody that ain’t greasy in a motherfucking basement? I mean, fuck a Sim and fuck them Orcs too.
Oh and believe a nigga: this shit is not motherfucking fake. They actually beta testing this game right the fuck now and you could even play it for free. You could sign up and pick what the fuck you wanna look like, which is fine if you ain’t black. I mean, any goddamn game that you gotta pick what the fuck you look like got like 50,000 variations of white motherfuckers, 30 sleepyheads, and 2 shitty ass black dudes.
I Don’t Know Who To Be More Disappointed In…
…The MPAA for creating this anti-piracy merit activity badge (which I was hoping was a joke) or the Boy Scouts for even going along with it.
Washington’s Bestiality Law Finally Has An Arrest
The Washington law took affect in June (why there wasn’t a law about this earlier, I have no idea, and I really don’t care to lookup other state’s bestiality statutes), and now has its first arrest:
Pierce County prosecutors say 26-year-old Michael Patrick McPhail was caught by his wife on Wednesday night having intercourse on the back porch with their four-year-old female pit bull terrier.
The wife took photos with a cell phone and called police.
Pierce County sheriff’s spokesman Ed Troyer says “There’s pretty clear proof what happened to this dog.”
Thanks Barn for this.
Time Wasters
Family issues are going to slow down my posting over the next few days (starting yesterday). I’m not going to go into the issues here, but I do wish I could get ahold of my parents (who are in Thailand until the end of the month). Mom, Dad, if you’re reading this, I know it’s the middle of the night over there, but call/email me or tell Dream to check her e-mail and give you what I sent her.
Meanwhile, here are some fun little time wasters for you…
I Lost My Watch The Other Day
So does somebody want to buy me one of these to replace it? If you can read this (it’s in Japanese) there’s more info here, but it’s basically $134 which isn’t bad, really, for a 1GB flash drive/MP3 player/FM Radio and Transmitter/Watch.
One-Letter-Off Movie Titles
Another hilarious Worth1000 Photoshop contest: What if the movie titles were off by one character?
What Would Happen If Humans Were Obliterated From Earth?
It would still take quite a while for what we left behind to totally disappear.
Condoms Have All Sorts Of Uses
Why anybody would dedicate a site to “Things In Rubbers” is beyond me. There’s some really weird stuff on there (why anybody would cram a bunch of bacon into a condom is beyond me).
On a related topic, if you really want good…ahem…protection for your mobile device be sure you get your cell phone a condom. All the cool kids are doing it.