Headline I Thought I’d Never See

Search ended for Michigan man lost in Hawaii blizzard.” Yes, you read that right. Link via Fark.

Nothing Could Possibly Go Wrong With This

Taser International is creating a Taser gun that can disable someone up to 98 feet away (up from their current 25 feet). Full story.

New Year Clearing Out Random Link Dump

To ring in the New Year and to start anew, here are the links that I’ve just had sitting here for a long while in various places around my hard drive. These are totally random, some fun, some interesting, some funny, some just downright scary, but should keep you entertained for a bit.

(And before I post all these, I wanted to wish everybody a happy and safe new year. Welcome ot 2008, everybody, and feel free to share your resolutions below.)

Links below and videos after the jump.

Videos after the jump.

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Geekdom Link Dump

In an attempt to start out the New Year fresh with an empty pending links folder (and hopefully a better committment to this blog which I haven’t spent nearly as much time with as I’d like), expect a few of these types of Link Dumps over the next 48-72 hours or so.

That got rid of a few links. More coming once I catch my breath.

Bored At Work?

Probably not as much as these guys:

(And apparently this is an old video, but it’s new to me, and it’s still funny.)

Obligatory Christmas Post

I’ve survived two days of family and holiday spirit, and it’s nice to get back home and just relax. Too bad I have to go back to work tomorrow.

All in all, it was busy but enjoyable holiday for everybody in the family. Among the gift highlights (from and for all the folks in the family):

  • Some Nintendo DS Games: The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass, Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga, and my daughter got a Hamster game for the DS (can’t remember off the top my head which one).
  • A Cuisinart Power 11 food processor.
  • A silver 4GB iPod Nano. I’ve finally joined the 21st century and gotten an MP3 player.
  • A Craftsman 2 gal. Wet-Dry vac.
  • A few Cranium games: Triple Triumph (I enjoy this one) and Hoopla (great party game) and the kids got a Carnival Clubhouse Super Fort (we already had the base Super Fort, so we can now build a fort through our entire house, if need be).
  • A Nikon Coolpix L11 digital camera (far better than our old and dated three megapixel Canon).
  • My daughter also got a Pink Polariod digital camera from grandma (which she bought on sale months ago). That’s probably her favorite gift, next to her newly madeover American Girl doll (we got a new head for it from the American Girl Hospital).
  • My youngest daughter’s favorite toy? Probably this little dinky drum that you can take in the bath. Nevermind all the other cool toys she got, this is the one she bangs on all the time.
  • Some much needed clothes (remember how when you were a kid and you hated getting clothes? Not so much anymore).
  • The kids got one of those wooden train table sets that you saw at Costco.
  • Got some gift certficates to Applebees, Costco, Lowes, and Netflix (1 year sub, which I’ve never done, so that’ll be cool).
  • Movies: A Mel Brooks movie collection (has all of his classics), Airplane, and Gremlins.
  • My annual tool from my brother in-law (this is always handy and appreciated). This time it was a set of nut drivers.
  • A set of Geek temporary tatoos (they look like this).
  • (Forgot this one) A new, big, stick bag to hold all my mallets and drum sticks that were overflowing my old stick bag.
  • And I’m sure I’m forgetting something, but that’s the bulk majority of what all of us and our girls got (the kids got a bunch more little things, but I can’t think of them off the top of my head).

All in all, a great Christmas was had by all (kids were spoiled rotten, as always), I just really wish i didn’t have to go back to work tomorrow (especially considering tomorrow’s a heavy tourism travel day and the roads are in bad shape).

So, what else did everybody get?

Have A Safe And Merry Christmas

I’d like to wish everybody a safe and happy holiday, be it Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanza, Festivus or whatever. We’ll be celebrating Christmas with my wife’s family tomorrow and with my family on Tuesday. I don’t intend on being online much (or at least blog much) over the next couple days, so everybody be safe and be sure to avoid the crazy “I don’t know how to drive in snow!” tourists that will be descending upon the area on the 26th.

And to get everybody in the festive spirit, here’s a picture I took of our tree at home.

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Merry Christmas, everyone!

Happy Festivus

As one of the traditions of the holiday, it’s time to air your grievances. Anonymously or otherwise, contribute below. Or feel free to put your grievances to song:

Who Is This Woman On Yahoo Answers?

And why in the hell is she giving utterlyboring.com as an answer with pretty much every answer she gives at Yahoo Answers? I’m about to head out the door here (daughter’s x-mas show at her school) so I can’t really dig into this too much, but I noticed a bunch of traffic coming from Yahoo! Answers through these links — and I worry that it’s going to look like I’m link spamming when I’m not.

Anybody else run into this? Anybody at Yahoo! seen this before?

Anybody coming to this site because of those links is welcome to browse around, but I’m sure you won’t be able to find out what scaling is, how to find iTunes or where discovery/turbo is. Hopefully somebody’s not doing this maliciously, or there’s going to be a whoopin’ coming somebody’s way.

Update at 9:45PM: Let’s just ask the Yahoo! answer community, shall we? (Edit on 12/22: Removed question I was potentially violating Yahoo!’s usage policy with that question, and nobody was answering it, anyway.)

I Hate Winter

Actually, I don’t hate winter as much as I hate the way jackasses drive in this kind of ugly weather we’re having. We got five inches of snow at my office today. Needless to say, it was a very long drive home today, and during my entire 60 minute commute (usually 30 or so), I was just hoping I’d make it home alive. not because of my driving ability, but because of the way other morons were driving in the blizzard conditions that swallowed Highway 97 from Bend to Sunriver. It was dark and horrible, and the commute home tomorrow will probably be worse as it’s snowing hard in Sunriver right now.

While I like the folks I work with in Sunriver and I enjoy what I do out there, this time of year I really hate my job because of this. Driving in fear of your life because you’re surrounded by big ol’ SUVs that are driving far too fast and you’re driving a small, 20-year-old, sedan isn’t all that much fun.

But I rant about this every year, so I’ll quit. I need to reinstall Firefox before I go to bed as my profile borked itself.