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While the US Coast Guard has since fixed the error on their live site, this is what the headline looked like yesterday:

But never anything like this crazy lady, who, according to the YouTube comments missed her plane and is freaking out because her dog was on it. Or not. I don’t even remotely speak Chinese, so take it all with a grain of salt and just get a good laugh out of the video.

So I mentioned before I don’t use twitter (even though I have some followers, for some stupid reason). I linked to a comic that I thought was hilarious, showed a guy twittering while using the restroom — one of his twitts was “Ok poop is coming out.”

The folks on the cracked.com forums decided to roll with it and add that one line to random comics, and the results are pretty funny.

You’ve probably seen this commercial for the lame Snuggie sleeved blanket. I laughed quite a bit after watching the various parodies, but this one is my favorite:

Update: And don’t forget about the Snuggie Pub Crawl (thanks Cheryl for that).

In case you didn’t all know already, the music Cellist Yo-Yo Ma, violinist Itzhak Perlman, pianist Gabriela Montero and clarinetist Anthony McGill played during President Barack Obama’s inauguration was not live, but pre-recorded . It was a performed to a recording they had made earlier. It was a decision made because of the extreme cold — all those instruments are not only impossible to keep in tune in the cold, but are extremely hard to play in the weather (and they weren’t about to bring out their expensive instruments and risk them breaking). I had a feeling when I watched it that it was prerecorded as the fingering and such wasn’t matching up perfectly compared to what I was hearing.

Just the same, if you happened to be live at the show, this is probably what you heard. Or not.

…would somebody call 911 to complain about the quality of their Burger King value meal (be sure to listen to the audio as it’s hilarious).