More Randomness

Following up on earlier, a few more…

OK, time for NyQuil and bed time.

Randomness

Still recovering from the concert, the daylight savings time (messes me up every year) and a bit of a cold that my petri dish kids gave me, so I’m taking the easy way out and dumping some random old links I’ve had sitting around for a while.

More coming later tonight. Maybe. Or not — I think we have some Netflix coming today.

Band Concert This Weekend

See that big banner over there to the right? Go and click on it, and it’ll take you here where you’ll read about some free entertainment this weekend that you’ll be stupid to miss. Or something like that.

Just the same, it’ll be a good show, and I’d encourage any and all to attend this free, family-friendly concert.

Time Killer For The Evening

Nothing makes you feel better than filling rabid bunnies full of lead.

Awesome Prank

I’ve never seen any of the Prank War series of videos on College Humor, but if they’re half as good as this one, it might be worth going through the archives:

Oregon Daily Emerald Newsroom Goes On Strike

Without a doubt, the three years I spent in the Oregon Daily Emerald newsroom while I was in college were far more educational than any college class I have (and will ever) take. In this economy, however, newspapers are struggling to survive, so they needed some business oversight to keep things afloat (they decided not to renew the contract of long-time general manager Judy Riedl, which I don’t know if that was necessarily a good idea). The one thing the newsroom valued above all else was their editorial independence from the University. With that independence potentially being threatened because of business-side oversight (and what sounds like an ugly conflict of interest), the newsroom has gone on strike. After reading through it all, I support them for the most part. I have met Steven A. Smith before (if I remember correctly, he came to the ODE during my days there to talk to our newsroom, and I’m sure he was at the 25th anniversary of independence festivities), and I believe he was trying to do his best to help the newspaper survive. He’s a good guy, I’m sure, and his heart’s probably in the right place. However, thinking that he could get $80,000 from the Emerald (who pays their editors far less than minimum wage, mind you) plus work at the School of Journalism and Communication (for another paycheck, conflict of interest be damned) is ludicrous. While he may have been the best candidate for the job, especially considering his background in the professional world as well as at the Emerald, putting him (or anybody else) above the editor-in-chief in the chain-of-command puts that person in editorial control. If that person works for the SOJC as well, you can see the issue. The fact that he didn’t want to be part of the nationwide search for a candidate and won’t go through an interview process (at least according to the Emerald) seems a little suspect as well.

That being said, Steve was not contacted for the Emerald article on the strike, so he may have been able to offer responses to some of those points. Hell, there may be more to this than meets the eye, I don’t know, but I do think it’s interesting, just the same. But it does sound like the Emerald Board of Directors has really shaken things up since Judy’s contract wasn’t renewed. I know their job is to keep the Emerald afloat, but to think they could do it without the newsroom is pretty silly.

I’d also be curious as to what the J-school’s stance is on this, as I know Dean Tim Gleason has been very supportive of newsroom independence in the past.

Steve has since taken himself out of the running, scratching off one of the Emerald’s four demands (which editors have said are all essential). The story has hit Romenesko as has Steve’s follow-up. The Comic Press has some great commentary on it as well (and sums things up nicely). The Emerald staff is publishing updates on a separate site. My guess is that the Oregon Commentator will have something as well fairly soon. Here’s the Oregon Commentator’s support of the Ol’ Dirty.

Update: Day 2 of the Strike, and there are updates all around. Many of the links above have been updated as well with more commentary and links, so I’m going to encourage to read up on those links, as I won’t bother to link to them all here.

Join The UtterlyBoring.com NCAA Tournament Pick ’em (2009 Edition)

Selection Sunday is coming up on March 15 and then it’s time for offices all over the country to create office pools for the NCAA Men’s Basketball Championship (and for workplace productivity to grind to a halt). And it’s time for the readers of this site to compete for bragging rights (and a few meager prizes) in the annual UtterlyBoring.com Tournament Pick ‘Em. Last years contest info was here with final scoring here.

Sign Up Info: While the field for the tournament hasn’t been set yet, you can still get signed up in the group and be notified when the field has been set and you can start making your picks (usually about an hour or so after the picks have been announced). Sign up here or if that link doesn’t work, go here, click on the “Join Group” link and use the following info:

Group ID#: 7610

Password: utterlyboring

The group’s page is here, which I think you can only see if you sign up. Daily results/graphs will be posted here

Prizes: First off, here are the prizes we have so far (and if any local business or individual wants to throw a prize into the pot — for first or last or anywhere in between — contact me and you’ll receive a 125×125 pixel ad and a link here, if you’d like):

  • First Place: Meals for two (breakfast, lunch, or dinner, as it’s all served all day) from Jake’s Diner here in Bend (though, considering the portion sizes at Jake’s, you could easily say this was “Meal for Four”) Plus a hand-made “Bend, Oregon” coffee mug from Mug Revolution here in Bend plus a logoed golf bag towel (with clip) from a defunct Sunriver real-estate company, provided Discover Sunriver Plus (added on 3/11) a used but still functional AIPTEK DZO-V58 Digital Video/Still Camera. It basically writes video to the SD card inside the system (1GB card included). Includes manual, av in/out cables, charger, cd (can you tell I’m cleaning out my closet o’ stuff?)
  • Second Place: An adjustable baseball cap from the best dang pizza-place in Baker City, Paizano’s Pizza plus another golf towel. plus (added on 3/17) a $25 Carino’s Italian Gift Card, thanks to BOR.
  • Last Place (Yes, you read that right, see below for rules): You get a t-shirt from the UtterlyBoring.com shop that you can show off to all your friends your inability to pick winners. Wear it with pride (like last year’s loser).
  • Added 3/11 — Local’s Only Prize: A reader says they have good toolbox that they’ll throw to the best local (Central Oregon) bracket. It’ll be far too expensive to ship (it’s 30 pounds). As soon as I know more about it, I’ll post it.

Rules:

  • Only one bracket per-person this year. While there are 18,446,744,073,709,551,616 ways a bracket could be broken down, since we have a dead-last prize this year, it wouldn’t be fair to allow more than a bracket-per-person.
  • The entire bracket must be filled out if you want to be eligible for the last-place prize.
  • Prizes: Unless otherwise stated, prizes must be picked up from prize providers in person, and prize providers are not eligible to win the prizes they provide (and I’m taking myself out of the running for any and all of the prizes, if I win/lose). Prizes may be added anytime during the tournament, so be sure to sign up.
  • Scoring: I agree with Scott: Yahoo! puts far too much points into the final rounds. So we’re customizing the default scoring a bit, using some of the numbers from the Fibonacci Sequence (because we’re geeks here, after all). So here’s how the scoring for correct picks goes:
    • Round 1: 1 pt
    • Round 2: 2 pts
    • Round 3: 3 pts
    • Round 4: 5 pts
    • Round 5: 8 pts
    • Championship: 13 pts

    That should make for a tighter race this year.

  • Added on 3/9: If there is a tie for any of the prizes, we’ll follow this tie-breaker formula (and this doesn’t break it, it goes to a coin-toss or some other equally random decision-maker):
    • Tie-breaker #1 – Number of points scored in Round 6
    • Tie-breaker #2 – Number of points scored in Round 5
    • Tie-breaker #3 – Number of points scored in Round 4
    • Tie-breaker #4 – Number of points scored in Round 3
    • Tie-breaker #5 – Number of points scored in Round 2
    • Tie-breaker #6 – Number of points scored in Round 1
  • At the end of the tournament, the winner will have two weeks to claim his prize before it moves down the list to the next-place person (as I don’t need more stuff collecting at my house). He or she can do so by e-mailing utterlyboring [at] gmail [dot] com from their Yahoo! account (as all Yahoo! accounts have an email address with username@yahoo.com) or from their public Yahoo! profile address. I can not and will not be held responsible if the e-mail never gets to me because of spam filters, internet problems, or other acts beyond my control. If I don’t get the email, you don’t get the prize(s) — Period. You reserve NO right to come back and gripe at me later and threaten legal action. I will also contact the winner via email if they have their e-mail address on the tournament page on Yahoo!’s site (either in their profile or posted in the tournament message board). If winner is unable to be reached 14-days after last day or tournament, the prizes will be awarded to next-highest scorer, repeating the process until somebody can be contacted. We will provide shipping of items, unless otherwise stated above, if you live in the United States — international winners will have to foot the bill themselves.
  • These rules are subject to change at any time. Jake Ortman has the final say on rules and prizes. UtterlyBoring.com, Jake Ortman, any prize-providers, or participants cannot and will not be held liable for anything in this contest, nor can Yahoo Sports, prize providers, my family, hamster or anybody else. Do not taunt happy fun ball. Batteries not included. Not for off-road use. You agree to these terms when you sign up! That being said, this is casual fun, so let’s keep it that way.

That’s all for now, so get yourself signed up and good luck!

Those Were The Good Ol’ Days — Now Get Off My Lawn, Young Whippersnapper

Like pretty much everybody in this forum thread, I feel old. The discussion topic? “What were arcades like?”, started by a kid who’s never seen one. I just spent far too much time reading all 18 pages of that thread, taking a trip down memory lane.

I don’t know how many dollars in quarters I blew playing arcade games growing up, but I’m sure if I had all those quarters back today, it’d probably make a mortgage payment or two or seven. It first started when the old pizza place in Sunriver that’s now where Blondie’s is put in a few arcade games (can’t remember the name of the place for the life of me). I remember being about 10 years old (at most), riding my bike into Sunriver (we lived about five miles south of Sunriver then) and folding pizza boxes for the lady that ran the place. After making boxes, she’d give us some quarters that we’d go blow on the machines. There were only a couple games there, but one of them was one of those old Nintendo systems that had two games attached to each other in one upright system — one was Super Mario Bros. and the other was Nintendo Baseball. We didn’t have an NES back then, so I played Super Mario Bros. like crazy.

Then a year or so later, a small stand-alone arcade opened up in the Village Mall with more mainstream games that were update frequently, along with a few pinball machines (my personal favorites). When I was little, that area seemed so huge with what seemed like hundreds of games. Now I look at it (as it’s a storage space now, just down from my office) and it’s tiny — maybe 20 games, tops. Just the same, I spent a ton of time there until we moved into Bend when I was 12.

In Bend, I always tried to hit up the Aladdin’s Castle in the Bend River Mall, and the arcades that appeared off-and-on at the Mountain View Mall (Spaceballs is the only one I can remember off the top of my head, but I know there were others). I remember there being a bunch of arcade games at the Deschutes Station (I think it was called) in the building which is now an auto parts store by Wal-Mart (went to a lot of birthday parties there).

Now, you can’t hardly find a good arcade. Sunriver still has a small arcade in the mall, I don’t know of one in Bend other than at the bowling alleys, and they’re mostly emphasizing ticket-generating games to get prizes (though Sun Mountain does have a few old-school Atari arcade games which is pretty sweet). I don’t play them much anymore (since I’m married, have kids, and subsequently, never have money), but I’ll try to sneak in some pinball now and again.

OK, I’ll quit day-dreaming here. So I leave it to you, dear readers: Did you spend far too much time on in the arcades, or am I the only one?

Update: If you had the money, it looks like Michael Jackson has a good collection or arcade classics that he’s getting rid of.

I’m Not The Only One

Glad to see I’m not the only one that feels that Twitter is just full of crap like this.

Local Market Makes National News For Expensive Vinegar

So the Newport Market has a high-end balsamic vinegar thief, says a story from the Bulletin a week ago. The story’s gotten spread across the AP wire, getting spread all over the place, but I think Fark had the best headline of all:

Store owner responds to repeated shoplifting of balsamic vinegar with sign reading: “Thanks to the Balsamic Vinegar Thief this area is now under surveillance. We will get you.” Sounds like sour grapes to me.

On a related note, who the heck buys a $40 bottle of vinegar? Maybe those folks should get together with our State Senator who has an obsession with olive oil and make themselves a nice dressing.