But I just don’t think I could own or work on a computer case that looked a French maid’s legs and hips, especially for $500. I’d just feel dirty. Picture below:
Does this remind anybody else of the leg lamp from The Christmas Story?
Category: Weird
Save The Date
April 18 is Poop For Peace Day.
Oddball Patents For The Day
These are some oddball patents (thanks Geekologie for both of these):
- Patent 5163447 describes a “force-sensitive, sound-playing condom.” . The art is hilarious (and a bit NSFW).
- Philips files a patent for a game systems with a throwable monitor. Naturally, the site referenced is down, so I can’t get the patent number for a Google search.
For some cheap entertainment, just go to Google’s patent search and reload the front page a few times, watching the patents that show up on the page. There are some fun ones like this popcorn machine.
No Home Is Complete…
…without your very own indoor shooting range.
Thanks, but I’d rather have the kickass arcade.
White Trash At It’s Finest
Ladies and gentlemen, Texas ditch surfing:
Wouldn’t Be My Weapon Of Choice
If I was going to rob a market, I’d arm myself with something a bit more powerful than a Sharpie.
Headline I Thought I’d Never See
“Search ended for Michigan man lost in Hawaii blizzard.” Yes, you read that right. Link via Fark.
Who Is This Woman On Yahoo Answers?
And why in the hell is she giving utterlyboring.com as an answer with pretty much every answer she gives at Yahoo Answers? I’m about to head out the door here (daughter’s x-mas show at her school) so I can’t really dig into this too much, but I noticed a bunch of traffic coming from Yahoo! Answers through these links — and I worry that it’s going to look like I’m link spamming when I’m not.
Anybody else run into this? Anybody at Yahoo! seen this before?
Anybody coming to this site because of those links is welcome to browse around, but I’m sure you won’t be able to find out what scaling is, how to find iTunes or where discovery/turbo is. Hopefully somebody’s not doing this maliciously, or there’s going to be a whoopin’ coming somebody’s way.
Update at 9:45PM: Let’s just ask the Yahoo! answer community, shall we? (Edit on 12/22: Removed question I was potentially violating Yahoo!’s usage policy with that question, and nobody was answering it, anyway.)
The #1 Rule Of The Internet
If it exists, it’s probably somebody’s fetish. And with fetishes, there’s porn for that (safe for work, though it may make you a bit scared of the whackjobs out there that get off on this stuff).
Looking For A Christmas Gift Idea?
How about your give your loved ones a Do-It-Yourself Posable Paper David Hasseloff? If the Hoff isn’t your thing, the guy has a posable pope,